WARNING!!!

This website is not intended for children and contains material that some, and indeed most of polite society, may find questionable. This site contains explicit language and frequent references to mature, immature, adult and/ or sexual behavior. Those who are offended by such things are invited to get off the Internet right now, because the rest of the World Wide Web will just totally warp your fragile little minds.

Many of the images on this site may be perceived as risqu�. That means almost but not quite naked. Any opinions expressed on this page are the opinion of the person expressing them only and should not be taken as the opinions of Los Bastardos, our web host, the Inwood Theatre, or any other entity, unless expressly stated otherwise. So if somebody says something that offends you, we sympathize but are legally obligated not to give a swift kick to the rump.

Again, this site is not intended for children. Parental supervision is recommended and encouraged. It is the position of Los Bastardos and our web host that the 1st Amendment of the United States Constitution is a beautiful thing and that as we have the right to say what we please on this web site, you as a parent have a right and indeed the responsibility to monitor what your children view on the Internet. Neither Los Bastardos nor our web host will be held responsible for the consequences of any children visiting this page, up to and including their growing into cynical, jaded punk teenagers or putting you in a home when you lose all bodily control and they get sick of changing your diapers themselves.

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