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The Inwood Theatre

Dec 27th

The Texas Theatre

Jan 30


AIM: sbeast86

Parts Regularly Played:
Rocky birthday:
(First time seeing it in a theater)
sometime in 2004
First time seeing the movie: Halloween 98
Best Rocky Memory: ALLCON, Lewisville Parties, Hurst Parties,and camping trips.
Met any Rocky celebrities? nope
Been on a cast before this one? nope
Sex: Male
Birthday: 6/25
Marital/Dating Status: Forever Alone.
Children: Lets hope not.
Personal Website: you're looking at it
Real-Life Occupation: Student/ Aquatic Technician / Computer Tech / Graphic Designer/ Web Designer/ jack of all trades
What do you want to be when you grow up? Wealthy.
Funny question: Ph'nglui Mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
Hobbies: Trucks, Motorcycles, Sleeping, Working out, Reading, movies, music,computers, philosophy, Renaissance faires, Concerts
Turn-Ons: Humor, intelligence, boobs, wit, self-respect
Turn-Offs: ignorance, stupidity, tacky tattoos , slutiness.
Music Recomendations: Metallica, Halford, Hank III, Megadeth, Slayer, Therion, Judas Priest, Tyr, Exodus, Black Label Society, Motorhead, Nightwish, Sonata Arctica, Rob Zombie, Marilyn Manson, Wednesday 13, Machine Head, Type O Negative, Iron Maiden, Iced Earth, Arkona, Testament
Website Recommendations:
Favorite Quote(s): "Brilliance is like 4WD... it allows you to get stuck in even more remote places..."

"I love women, i think they should be naked backstage all the time" ~Lemmy

"Caesar si viveret, ad remum dareris"

"It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything"~Tyler Durden

"Quod me nutrit me destruit"

"Ive walked through hell and back, this is just another stone in the road"~Mark Calloway

"Being wrong about someone's redeeming qualities hurts a lot more than being right about their awful ones."~Jermums

"Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo"

"Who the hell cares what anybody else thinks? Just look into your heart and do whatever the hell makes you happy!" -Bob Kelso
Anything Else?: I'm a wood-chopping yeti white devil viking from the north

I've read every short story ever published by HP Lovecraft,I'm mildly obsessed with 19th century philosophy, i can read latin, and i'm mildly obsessed with constantly upgrading and modifying my truck and computer and motorcycles

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