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The Inwood Theatre

Dec 27th

The Texas Theatre

Jan 30


Yahoo: starmanmatt

Parts Regularly Played:
Rocky birthday:
(First time seeing it in a theater)
August '97
First time seeing the movie: At a party my friend Amber was throwing.
Best Rocky Memory: The night I had two bisexual girls sitting on my lap, making out with each other while feeling me up.
Met any Rocky celebrities? No, but I have met Kevin Smith and Jason Mewes.
Been on a cast before this one? No, but I did try to found one in Victoria, Texas...
Sex: Not in a long, long time.
Birthday: June 20th, 1978 (I'm a Gemini, the Schizophrenic)
Marital/Dating Status: Single. Heartsick. Hopeful.
Children: Like revenge, they are best served cold. With muffins on the side!
Personal Website:
Real-Life Occupation: Librarian.
What do you want to be when you grow up? I don't wanna grow up! I'm a Toys 'R Us kid!
Funny question: No, but I do believe you haven't met my friend Harvey. He's a pooka.
Hobbies: Reading, Writing, Acting, RPGS, comic collecting and the noble art of MSTing.
Turn-Ons: Intelligence, a good sense of humor, 80’s music, British comedy, cartoons, dog collars, fast black cars, fast computers, fast women, huggy people, leather, vinyl, red hair, green eyes, Irish/Scottish accents, women who like being tied up, long hair, long legs, Lisa Loeb, Hayden Panettiere, Shirley Manson, geek grrls women who read comics and loving smart-asses.
Turn-Offs: Idiots, divas, chain-smokers, intolerance, injustice, huggy people who don't bathe, people who assume that just because I'm an actor I am gay, slow gin, slow drivers, slow internet connections, birthers, breeders and registered Republicans of any kind.
Music Recomendations: Garbage, The Police, Charlie Parker, Dave Brubeck, The Cure, The Smiths, The Toadies, REM, U2, Flogging Molly, Offspring, Soundgarden, Moldy Peaches, Weird Al, Dr, Demento, They Might Be Giants, any kind of Scottish/Irish folk music and pretty much all rock/new wave from the '80s.
Website Recommendations: (a magazine I write for) (a comic I've been accused of ghost-writing)
Favorite Quote(s): "I always was a rebel...but on the other hand, I wanted to be loved and accepted...and not just be a loudmouth lunatic poet... But I cannot be what I am not." - John Lennon
"I've got a dream too. But it's about singing and dancing and making people happy. That's the kind of dream that gets better the more people you share it with. And, well, I've found a whole bunch of friends who have the same dream. And, well, it kind of makes us like a family." - Kermit The Frog, summing up why I love Rocky so much.
Anything Else?: Good night, Miss Thomas, wherever you are.

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