Gwen's Corner

Frank - English
Janet - Gillian
Brad - Special Guest from Austin’s Queerios - Boobi
Riff - Special Guest from Austin’s Queerios -Kevin
Magenta - Bizah
Columbia - Star
Dr. Scott - Special Guest from Austin’s Queerios -Whitney
Rocky - Fred
Eddie - Preston
The Criminologist - Shannon

Transies: Cory, Marc, Ammanda, Brittanie, POB, Cristy, Katie, Mike, Eris and Kate

Tech Gods: Sean, John, Deanna, Robert, Glenn, James, Jason, POB and Preston

Floorwalkers: Starman Matt, Animal, Minion and Melissa

Tonight my unconventional conventionists... we saw many things that we have not previously seen...and several things that we HAVE seen before that some people wish would go away.

We had 3 special guests tonight. Boobi er.. Bobbi, Whitney and Kevin. All of them Queerios through and through. Yes that's right. Visitors from Austin. Right here in River City! I mean Cow Town. Whatever. Boobobbi played Brad, Whitney was Dr. Scott and Kevin was Riff (my god he's tall and skinny... oh wait.. everyone is tall in my eyes. Some are only tall by virtue of their shoes. Jery is the only one that qualifies as NOT tall... I miss her and Napoleon much)

So pre-show was fun! typical pre-show.. except we had an uncooperative virgin NOT participating in the games. *lesigh* If you don't want to PLAY say so before you're dragged up to the front so we can find someone more fun! Jeeeeez.

Okay... pre-show ends with a bang. Not really, but it would be cool if it did wouldn't it? I mean seriously. ***BOOOM*** movie starts. Actually, the movie did start after pre-show... and then it kinda... STOPPED. Yeah. Trouble in the projectionist booth. All is well though. Everyone looked like they knew what they were doing and it was kinda amusing. The whole audience doing that "we're-not-worthy" bow to the movie gods to bring back our movie from the dead.

Oh WAIT!!! Let me interrupt this by saying... Poor Jewish Dude and friends made another appearance and this time he was sporting some serious Jewish bling! Yeah.. I took pictures. Go see. LOL! Yay Star of David!

Movie started again and yes the show did go on. Someone needs to tell the Ralph and Betty's when to leave the stage... They always look SO confused and befuddled after the throwing of the bouquet. Go sit down Ralph and Betty for we, Brad and Janet, must sing and dance!!!

Brad and Janet get to the castle and the madness begins. Riff is extra creepy cause Kevin is extra tall. I'm sure that's what it was. Tall makes me a little nervous to begin with. That being said, if anyone can tell me why I insist on dating guys that are well over 6 feet tall I would appreciate it.

Time Warp!!!! I love watching the audience Time Warp. Some of them a so gung ho about it and give it their all... Even if they don't know what they are doing! I love those guys the most! The lovely English/Frank puts in his appearance and I don't care how many times I see this. I will NEVER get tired of seeing English fling off that cape. My one wish is that one day he surprises us all by not having a damned thing on under it.. That would be nice. **cough** I'M KIDDING! Never do that. It would take all the mystery away.

After Frank takes off for the lab the usual stripping of the nerds occurs. I really need to look at my pictures to remind me if anything out of the ordinary happened... I'm thinking no. Much dancing during the creation scene. I can't even remember the song Animal played... just that it caused an outbreak of dancing and merriment.

Rocky is born again... no, not in that "crazy religious way"... in that "it's happening again just like last week" way... only last week he had less hair. We're not talking on the top of his head here. Frank chases Rocky around... toilet paper flies all over hell and back.. God bless PJD & F.. they are good at return fire! It's always good to see the paper flying all over the theater like that. You people need to remember to unroll 5-10 feet before throwing your rolls... OH.. and if you hold the roll with your fingers around the roll and the unrolled paper over the back of your hand you can give the roll a spin as you let it fly and more paper unrolls on it's trip across space! Yay TP!!

Eddie shows up like a bat out of hell. AGAIN. and he sings his little rock and roll heart out. Sing sing dance dance. LIFT LIFT!! I loves Preston good! He lifts those Columbia's like no one else can. Of course I know that he has an alterior motive. I know he shakes them violently to try and make the boobies fall out of the tops while they are over his head.... Occasionally he gets rewarded with a face full of boobage. He's earn it. He should get much more boobage much more frequently and he shouldn't have to work so hard to get it. *nods*

Frank killed Eddie. You knew it was coming. *tear* *tear* So sad... SAD I say! Bedroom scenes and tank scene follow and OMG... someone needs to confiscate that rubber cake topper! It's been making far too many appearances.. the "novelty" is starting to wear thin. Keep it for special occasions. Or for whenever Beau is Frank. I mean NO.. that would be so mean... Poor Beau....

Dinner follows.. yay candy! There is much screaming of the Columbia type (What's the matter Columbia? You've eaten Meatloaf before... but never with ketchup!!!!) after Frank reveals the carcass under the table.. WAIT... how come they don't know there's a carcass under the table!?? There would be no space under the table for them to put their legs! They had to have had a suspicion.... ok.. back to reality.

Frank chases Janet.. and the end result is a lovely floorshow! Wheeee! One two three KICK! Riff and Maggie show up and put an end to all the fun times by killing the Master and his brokeback buddy rocky. sadness... but hey.. that's how it always happens...

*OOOHHHH!!!!* I got to see boobobbi's boobies! hehehe! I hope you did too! And crawling on the planet's face...some insects called the human race...lost in time and lost in space and feeling....

It was great to see the Queerios here. or at least the small sampling of Queerios that were here. They had a few problems with blocking and such cause they aren't used to our theater but all in all they did really well. I like them lots. I may have to actually go to Austin if there is another trip. I haven't seen another cast perform since I left Sacramento and that NAZI group that was performing there. OMG!! they were SO NAZI. They threatened to kick me out of the theater cause I was yelling things that weren't on their version of what should be yelled... stooooopid peoples. I went back once to see if they got over themselves but no... they sucked once again and I never went to see them again. Seattle was MUCH more fun.

ANNOUNCEMENTS!! Next week.. Death to Valentine's Day Show...

March 4th... Bastard Mardi Gras!!! oh yeah!

March 17... All-Con with the FIRST EVER Post show PARTY!! Spend the day at the all-con festivities and then go see LosBastardos in the ballroom! yeah that's right I said BALL room. hehe. After the show there will be a party in one of the rooms. You WILL be carded on entering the hotel room in which the party takes place. You will have yourself marked as either legal or not. Alcohol will be available... we have to obey the rules. These particular rules are NOT made to be broken.