Gwen's Corner

"HEY LOOK! There's Poor Jewish Dude and Friends!"

Frank - Beau
Janet - Eris
Brad - Fred
Riff - Glenn
Mags - Bizah
Columbia - Kate
Rocky - Star
Dr. Scott - Mike
Eddie - Preston
Crim - Shannon

Transies - Brittanie, Marc, Cory, JJ, Melissa, Angie and Mike

Techs - Sean, John, Deanna, Stewart, Preston, Danny

Floorwalkers - Starman Matt, Preston

Hola!!! And welcome to the show report! Guess what!!??? Poor Jewish Dude and Friends came to the show again tonight! WOOT! YAY! We like them. They are amusing!

Ah yes... and on with the report... Pre-show. I have to make a confession. I set Starman up. On Friday night Shannon came up with a plan so I asked Starman if he would please rattle off the list of words that might offend...Because well... we know that he closes his eyes and leans back to take a deep breath with his mouth wide open...which would be when Shannon stuck the rubber dildo in it. Yes she did. Starman thought that he and I were plotting things for Shannon's birthday which was also Saturday night after midnight. I am a bad person and I'm sure that Starman curses me daily for that little bit of trickery... But it was funny shit. I mean... no. It was bad. Bad me! *slaps hand*

Shanons was surrounded by boy Bastards with belts and other devices of birthday spanking administration... She screamed like a baby! I enjoyed that. Yes dammit! I like it when other people become targets!

So some other newness that we tried for the first time last night was putting random audience members into transie parts. We were a little short on transies, what with half the cast off to Austin to perform with the Queerios, so we did a little recruiting. For the most part it worked out okay.. We promise to plan it better next time (if there is a next time) Some people did not get to their spots on time and I was sad that they missed their part. I did giggle at the one who was pommel horse though.. When Star sat on his back her feet didn't reach the ground. It was like she was on a real pommel horse. heh!

But that is out of order... I must start at the beginning. In the beginning there was the rubber dildo...which made numerous appearances throughout the show. Then there was opening dance. Ralph and Bety got married and then the audience gravestone holders did their job and held gravestones for Brad/Fred and Janet/Eris's song. Yay! Good job guys! And then there were two more holding flowers!! And they did great too!

Time Warp happened as usual and Time Warp ended as usual... Oh WAIT! It wasn't usual! We had a transie that hasn't been here in way too long a time. The pretty miss Angie was with us tonight! We miss her much and hope she comes back to us soon. Dr. Frank N Furter came down the hall in all his Hedwiggie wig glory.. Blond curls flying in the breeze. Just beautiful. Frank/Beau headed up to the lab and Brad and Janet were stripped of their dignity and corralled up to the lab as well... Where they found...

A small portion of Transies and Frank. Looking a bit more gay than ever with his stylish short brown hair. Yep. I see a trend. Our audience guy who was supposed to do transducer... I had no idea where to find him so I ended up stepping in. Glenn is a really bad boy. He really really is. The transies all sang a song that never ends but gets more annoying with the passage of time and the half naked Rocky/Star (Queen of the "duh!?" look) pops out of the tank. Rocky sings and then runs away. Frank runs after him making a short stop to remove and hand off his shoes to me. Smart boy. Heels are dangerous. I have to say Beau looked REALLY gay daintily removing his shoes one at a time... But I'm sure he's not.. Really. Ask Iva.

Wah!!! Here comes Eddie! Poor Eddie.. Someone stole his Sesame Street saxaphone and replaced it with... Dun dun duuuuunnnnnn. The rubber dildo. I did not get a picture of this as my camera chose this moment to allow it's battery to DIE! Sadness ensued. But much laughing made me feel better. I missed some stuff here cause I went out to my car to get more batteries. Go me. I'm assuming that Janet's bedroom scene happened. Edit: I made it back for the Rocky being molested by Riff scene which caused a great deal of giggling because of our precious Star... Riff snuck up and started humping her and she struggled like usual, but wait... she also screamed out in a strong clear voice "GET OFF OF ME ANIMAL!!!!!!!" Considering the fact that Animal was a hundred miles away in Austin, this was a great source of amusement to us all! *nods* I, unfortunately, alsomade it back in time to see Brad's bedroom scene where the silly boy gets doggie screwed by frank and his big rubber dildo. (I *did* mention that the dildo would make many appearances through out the night didn't I?)

On to tank scene... I have to say. Star and Eris in the tank? HOT! In fact it was SO hot that I think the boys were stunned cause no one went to harass them like they usually do during tank scene. HAH!! Lesbians on the box turned into lesbians IN the box cause they strolled over to have some fun in the tank as well.

Frank beats the tar out of Riff for letting Rocky get away.. wait. Now *that* was the NASTIEST wig I've ever seen. It was blond and looked like it had mange. *shudders* Beau put that thing on his head!! yuck-o.... Enter Dr. Scott (suck my cock!)AKA Mike. Mike amazes me. He just does so well in this roll. If there are any really cute gay guys out there come see me and I'll hook you up with Mike.. :) So we have roll call and discover that Columbia is STILL in the tank with Janet and Rocky.. Lord only knows what was going on in there.... O.O

Dinner happens.. there is candy! that's all I really care about. lol! The source of dinner is revealed and Janet has to run all over being chased by Gay Beau and his nasty hair. I say again... yuck-o!

During the dinner chase scene I notice that Preston is standing back behind the box of death, trying not to be seen. He is calmy flipping our friend the dildo back and forth... and from my angle it pretty much looked like it was a part of him.. ooohhh... gah! at least I *think* it was the rubber dildo.... (mommy?) No one else could see him. I hope...

Floorshow! Da dadadaaaa dadada dadada. Pretty girls in corsetie goodness! And Fred, who really is getting pretty darn good at Brad. He's not as stupid as he let's people think he is. Dance dance dance, my pretties!!!

Frank. Good god... Now he has Riff's hair! and no corset! The man is standing there in black undies and a boa... But not for long, cause here comes our friend the rubber dildo. Beau gets picked up and twirled around while Charles attacks with the cake topper. Once again it became a show that should have been subtitled "Poor Beau"

Riff and Maggie come out of their incestuous closet and Frank sings that sad whiney song of death and ZZZZOTTT! he's dead. Rocky tries to pick him up and fails.. STUNT COCK!!! no wait... Frank picks his OWN dead body up! wow! The second coming of Frank.. er.. not that kind of coming. cause that would be like third or fourth wouldn't it? I'm confused.. anyways. Someone picks up dead people and ZZZZOTTT!!! Rocky's dead. The show ends with a cheery song about people who are lost in space...

Next week we will all be together again! We missed our other half this week.The empty vacuum that they left behind was quite depressing. We hear that the show in Austin was a great. We also hope that someday the Queerios will come up here and perform with us. That would be fun times!