Gwen's Corner

Frank - Leah
Janet - Gillian
Brad - Fred
Riff - Glenn
Maggie - JJ
Rocky - English
Columbia - Amy
Eddie - Preston
Dr. Scott - Minion
Crimmie - Shannon

Transies - Cory, Jennifer, Cristy, Ammanda, Brittnie, Marc, POB, Kate, Bizah, Katie, Lucky (and other tranises I just KNOW I'm forgetting *sigh*)

Techies - Animal, Robert, Deanna, Sean, James, Danny

Floorwalkers - Animal, Starman, Preston

Come one! Come all! Come to the ROcky HOrror Picture Show....report. Yes, yes. It doesn't quite work out, but I don't care. It's my show report, not yours! So NYAH! I am writing this straight from the show. Right now the fucking lights are blinking cause it's creation scene, so I can see...now I can't...now i can...nope I can't...OH I CAN...no...wait. I can't. I have a headache. But yes, I decided to do this so all the fun events will be in my head! Yay head! ...I mean.

So for those who don't know, this was our New Years show! We were very sad we couldn't have it last week...you know...New Years?! But, c'est le vie. HAHA...Beau popped up and chased Leah (Frank) who was chasing English (Rocky). Anyways...I'll get into that later. Yes...what was I? New Years show. We decided to ring in our New Year with each cast member wearing their favourite costume from the past year. So we have English in his gynecologoist outfit, doing push-ups currently, and giving Animal a blow job. We have Marc, Minion, and Myself in Piratey garb. ARRRRR...etc etc. We were on a slight time constraint so we only had two boys for our virgins. TRIGGER being one of them. HOrray for names from the bizarre. That, or he's a horse. Seeing as Animal had the boys do start their engines he'll be the one to ask if you'd like to know about "Trigger."

Opening stuff was pretty standard. We had Fred (Brad) in his super sperm outfit. Poor Miss Gillian just had her normal Janet dress cause she wasn't here for theme show last year. Keh...So time warp we get a repirse of Glenn's He-Man. Teehee. Skip to Sweet T and Leah in SHORT nurse outfit. HOLY SHIT. If you guys missed this show I'm sorry. I'm a little worried about Animal behind Leah's ass right now. Poor Leah. So yes. Creation scene was funny cause when Frank started chasing English, Beau randomly showed up dressed as the Riddler and chased a screaming Leah. Animal joined in the fun wearing his white trash daisy duskes. Bunny hop sexin' in the tank! Poor Gillian. She's sandwiched between Enlgish and Animal. You can totally see Leah's parinties in the front of the dresss. She'll be going home with a lot of young (and old) boys hands tonight. Kittens shall die!! So Minion is playing Dr. Scott as Cap'n Jack. Kittens will probably be killed in his name as well. Anyways, true to Cap'n Jack...he was running a tad late. POB was running the wheelchair down the aisle with a suspicious lack to Minion-ness. Don't worry he was chasing POB and got his...uhm.."ship" back. Yessss....

Ha! JJ came out to ring the gong. She's repising her pregnant white trash Momma. Oh, it's so hideously funny!! Oh...and Amy's TOTALLY not wearing a bra under her Harley Quinn shirt that she decided to wear for Columbia's pajamas. JJ is threatening people with a spooooooooooooooon!! CATFIGHT! Leah is chasing GIllian who jumped up and straddled Rocky...And Brad is probably going to make Cap'n SCott sick with all the spinning in place. I swear JJ's like 15 months pregnant or something. It ruins my childhood watching He-Man mack on white trash Momma. After Amy's "nearly" there floorshow kittens will die. She had tape on her boobs....and a silver mesh top. Chris is now wearing Leah's dress. I love Chris and he's pretty, but it looked better on the Madame. The transies and Animal just attacked Leah with Tom Jones and the Carlton. But Animal was folded when the song started slipping... So, floorshow goodness and Dr. Scott is cured and can magically walk again. After he sat back down the crew decorated him, per Bastard tradition and sent him rolling....into the BOX OF DOOM!!!! HE-MAN!!! *sings theme song* Everyone gets killed with Sword of DISASTER and the rest of the movie ends in a way it should.