Gwen's Corner

Frank - Beau
Janet - Katie
Brad -Amy
Riff - Glenn
Mags - Bizah
Rcoky - English
Dr. Scott - Mike
Eddie - Preston
Crim - Cristy

Transies - Ammanda, POB, Brittanie, Kate, Marc, Cory, Eris, JJ, Limey, Melissa, and Lucky

Techs - Sean, Deanna, James, Robert, Preston, Danny, Lucky, POB

Floorwalkers - Starman Matt, Animal, Preston, Minion

S'up my peeps?! This is Shannon, writing show report Live! From the show. Well, technically I'm starting this before the show has actually started...but I'm getting introductions out of the way, so that they don't distract me later. We're gonna try a new format with this show report. I didn't actually write show report during the show per se. I took a lot of notes with which to remind me, so that when I got home I could type up a blow by blow account of what happened. But then, during breakfast, Donna read my notes and suggested I do that following. Type my notes in one colour, and elaborate in a different. That way if you want the cliffnote version you just read the notes and if you wanna know why the notes are the way they are, read the excerpt. So for my purposes White will be for the cliffnoted version while the normal font color (red) will be the explanations. Okay? Ready? Set! GO!!

Quit sitting on his shoe you fucking weirdo!

Ah. Animal. He was trying to get the boys set up for poo into you and the boy on the right just wasn't understanding the concept of "foot goes here, butt goes here." That statement was promptly followed by "God your dumb" Animal likes to mock and humiliate the virgins. It makes him happy, and it pleases us. So all in all it's a good idea.

Ben = Splinter

Okay, one of our virgins was named Ben. Animal got stuck on that. Cause you know the whole Willard, Ben the Rat thing right? If you don't...SHAME ON YOU. SHAME. Even if you've never seen either of the movies, it's like...a cult thing. You have to know. I've never seen the movies and I know. And I don't know a whole lot you know? Anyways. Ben the Rat won poo into you. And thus, became Splinter. Cause, you know, Splinter is infinently cooler and a ninja! Ninjas rock!

Amy's a goof...

What that should say is "OMG Amy's hair fucking scares me!" In fact, I think I actually have that written sometime later. She decided to wear this hideous brown wig to play Brad in. It didn't transmit sexy vibes at all (like she normally transmits) it transmitted, instead, "It's Pat!" vibes. Yes. It WAS that bad. And you'll get an idea why later. Boys next to me were indeed shocked. Oh yes.

Saint Peter...haha

Alrighty. For those who haven't been to the show the last two times, we have new props. During Damnit, Janet you see (on screen) gravestones and Saint Peter and what not. Well, decided to have them as well. So we made some "head"stones and...a Saint Peter. Our Saint Peter is rocking out (devil horns and all) and his....namesake...is an impressive site to behold. I don't know if Donna's gotten any pictures of it yet, but she totally should. It makes me giggle.

HAHA Flowers and Amy's good but looks like Charlie Chaplin

During flowers, two transies hold the flowers and are spun in place by our Riff and Maggie when their on screen counterparts spin the flowers. So, Melissa had Bizah to spin her. Except she didn't spin all the way. We were greeted with Melissa's backside for about 3 seconds before Bizah finished the spin. Okay, typing it out, it doesn't seem funny. It was one of those you had to be there moments. And since I was and you (probably) weren't (because, otherwise, why would you be reading show report?!) You get to read about it! HA! I win you lose. Or something to that effect. Also, Amy's a really good Brad. I don't know how many of you have seen her play Brad, but she's got a lot of the little nuances down and she's in sync with the movie a lot of times. It's really neat to watch. I know I've said this before during show reports when Amy plays Brad, but when she wears the coat from our box, she looks like Charlie Chaplin. The coat is HUGE on her. Well, add the hideous hair, and the effect is even more so. All she needed was a bowler, mustasche and a cane. It's really really funny. Also, around this point we have the "I fucked a jew..." screamer line for the end of Damnit, Janet. Well, the group of people I was sitting next to started laughing, so I asked them why. Turns out the guy two seats down from me was a jew and found it rather amusing. Leah heard this and was...ecastic. "There's a jew?!" "...Yes Leah." "Holy Shit!!! *gets up and runs towards the back of the theatre* ANIMAL!! I FOUND A JEW!" It was...funny. People laughed, poor Jewish dude laughed and elbowed his friends. I was highly entertained by this particular group of people throughout the night. They'll be in this show report at least once more.

Amy (fuck that bird) Katie (whackity whack whack)

So we all know the scene "fuck that bird, grease that pole.." etc etc, right? Well, Leah encourages the Brads to look scared, turned on, whatever. Amy went with the "Dear god Why me?" look, while Bizah was rubbing up on her. Meanwhile, Katie was busy smacking Bizah with her purse as a way to encourage her to "get up off her man"

Amy/Beau Penis shake

Ah, Amy. What would we do without her? Y'see. She found this pair of underwear at the Condom Store in Arlington that comes with a sock like attachement on the front for penii that hang to the ground. She thought it was funny and she wears it for Brad. So whenever he's undressed, WHAM, we have penii shaped cloth dragging along the floor. The First time she wore it she had a flesh covered attachment on it. I was sad it wasn't there this time. Awww. Anyways, when Brad goes to shake Frank's hand, she puts this in Beau's hand instead. Poor, poor Beau. If only he knew his night could only get worse.

Touch Myself and Poor Beau's left out

During the boring part of creation scene, Animal has taken to playing random songs. The song this week was I Touch Myself. The transies were dancing. Columbia and Magenta were making out. And poor poor Beau was left out of all of it. He kinda stood behind the tank looking sad, and at the same time trying to figure out if he could do the scene himself. You see, he seemed to notice that they were being very late for the "Red Shit...blue Shit" scene, but the others didn't. When they finally got in position for that Frank was almost done. But poor poor Beau. This was just the beginning for him.

It's Raining Toilet Paper, Hallelujah! Animal's Molesting Beau and he gets a lecture

I think this might be a good time to point out that we've been breaking all kinds of records lately. Normally the winter months are laughable for Rocky people. No one wants to come out in fishnets and corsets...hell no one wants to PERFORM in fishnets and corsets during the cold months. But since this winter has been anything BUT cold, we've been having awesome crowds! This weekend we had 122 (I believe that was the count) people in attendence. There was toilet paper EVERYWHERE. Poor Jewish Dude (to be referred to as PJD from this point on) and Friends (PJD&F) kept getting people to throw paper towards them, but failed. Awwww... So while toilet paper is being thrown, Beau is chasing his Rocky aka English. Then Beau picks up more speed and instead of Chasing, is running away from Animal. I don't know exactly what Animal was trying to do to him, but it really doesn't matter. The general consensus of cast is if Animal is running towards you, you RUN THE FUCK AWAY. "That's no way to behave on your first day out..." Was mostly directed at Animal. How do I know? Beau was looking at HIM, shaking his finger, instead of at Chris for the first part of it.

Chris is adorable. YAY faces!

Donna and I have decided that Chris is adorable when he plays Rocky. He has the greatest faces. He's really good at the "i'm a puppy, why would you wanna hurt me?" look. Seriously. Look at some of the photos of him, as he comes out of the tank to look at Janet just before Toucha. Don't you just wanna go "awwwwww"?

Animal Sandwhich

So, we all know after Frank kills Eddie, there's the wedding and Frank jumps on Rocky right? Well not this time. There was an Animal between them. Ah, the penis between us. Yessirree Bob.

Oh shit...Animal waits with sword...had Minion waiting in Shadows. Horray Decoy!!

Animal has this really nasty way of greeting the Transies as they run away from Eddie. It always involves something painful. Lately the transies have been trying to outsmart him and will scatter so that he can't hit them all at once. Tonight he decided he was going to wait down in the front for them with his big foam sword. There was no way they could get by him. So, while I wait for the transies to arrive and the squeals of the slaughter to begin, my ears register pre-slaughter squealing. Turns out Minion was hiding in the aisles with a belt that Animal borrowed from Robert. Transies weren't expecting it. It was bloody brilliant.

Death By Mop!

Beau couldn't find his pick-axe. So he found the next best thing! Or rather, the thing that was within reach. He smacked Animal with it and chased down Preston with it. It was fairly amusing I think.

Beau? OWIE...foam upside head...ahhhh *whimper*

In the Smack Heard Throughout the Theatre, Animal WHACKED Beau HARD on the back with the Foam Sword of Doom! as he ran into the back to finish killing off Eddie. Beau kinda stumbled and hit his knees it looked like from where I was sitting. I couldn't tell there were transies in the way. But, like the good little trooper he is, he got up and finished off his scene. We're so proud of him. *nods* When he came out, and Riff and Mags took off the gown, you could see this HUGE red welt on his back from where Animal hit him. Poor...poor Beau.

Animal's not as mean to Cristy as he is to me...

Since I rarely get to actually watch the show, cause I'm always performing or just not there, I never really get to see what goes on. But while I was watching Miss Cristy, I noticed that Animal is NOWHERE near as mean to her as he is to me. I just thought I'd point that out. *is being a victim*

Janet/Frank Foam Sword of Doom in Ass!

If you hadn't guessed yet, it involves Animal, Beau, bedroom scene and Beau trying to escape. Use your imagination. I'm sure it won't be to far off from what actually happened.

OMGWTFANALBEADS?!?!?!!

This got a LOT of groans, snickers, and WHAT THE FUCK's. Beau had taken off his Frank beads for the bedroom scene with Brad. Now, normally, we don't get very clear detail of what's going on behind the sheets. Nothing clear enough to make out beads. But sure enough, we had it this night. Shadows are bad. Beau pretending to pulls a LONG STRING of BEADS from Amy's Ass...with very sharp detail on the sheets...is worse. I'll have nightmares about it for days to come.

Beau "Earthling" hahaha

It should be stated for the record, that Beau played Riff-Raff A LOT through the last few years. And that Frank is still (relatively) new to him. And for SOME reason he insists on mouthing the words Riff speaks "You know this earthling?" Silly Beau. Riff lines are for Glenn.

OMG THATS A GIRL!

Ah, the PJB&F strike again. "Male tit! Male tit!" Brad's robe flings open, and Amy had decided to not wear a bra for this. So we gots us some female tit. Except one of the guys next to me was truly shocked for some reason. And said "OH MY GOD! That's a Girl!!" Donna and I couldn't quite believe he said that. We were very very amused.

Ammanda's Vibrator Returns (a device)

Okay, I didn't mention this up where toucha would have been, but during Toucha Charles had pulled out ...Ammanda's friend. Much to her unhappiness. We thought it was gone for the night, but it made it's appearence again in Mike's hands during his "A Device which is capable" speech. It was pretty much a prop for the rest of the night. Poor...poor Ammanda.

Amy Penis floorshow

*kick* *fake 5 ft penis in face* That's the basic idea. Everytime she would kick, it would travel up and smack her in the face. I don't think I actually saw the rest of the the kickline, because...
I was distracted by the penis.

So really, that was the majority of the show. Beau's entire floorshow was spent running from Animal and being further tramuatized. After he died, they tried to stick Ammanda's vibrator up his ass. He threw a giant plastic ball at Glenn...and was chased away by the offending thing that goes "vrrrrrrrrr" when placed against metal. We know this because Bizah kept turning it on and setting it against the "Laser". All in all...Poor Poor Beau. Amy's Penis and the wig scares me. Animal is a BAD BAD man.