Gwen's Corner
Show report for Saturday November 24th
Report by
MikeI spent all morning on my game boy
Not thinking of the show
Then had myself a nice hot shower
Before I had to go
Saturn calls me from his bed
And tells me he is ill
He asks if I'll play Dr Scott
I tell him that I will
I'm happy I'm not doing Transie
Since dancing's not my style
And playing paraplegics
Is always worth my while
I head to IHOP for a drink
Before every play
Tonight hot cocoa takes the edge
And all my stress away
Before I go out to the Tavern
I need to fill my car
But a ten is all that I can spare
Since times are getting hard
I get out to the Tavern early
It's really not that far
But since my heater isn't working
I freeze my nuts off in my car
I work the inventory table
Sending sellers to the crowd
And watch them come back bringing money
Doing Madam Leah proud
I'd sell prop packs for our cast
To keep us in the green
But people don't like buying wares
From a fairy little queen
The lead of Frank is played by Cody
He always does just fine
Though he always seems a little worried
For the state of his behind
Emily is playing Janet
And does a kick ass job
With any better looks on her
Every scene would she then rob
Brad is being played by Danny
His heart did not explode
It's odd that he's not in a clinic
As it seems like his abode
Marc was playing asshole butler
Who never has much fun
So he grabs a death ray out of pocket
And ends up killing everyone
Halo's playing Frankie's roadie
Her body has great shape
But her pink hair always makes me wonder
Does the curtain match the drapes
Rocky was as played by Wes
Who I'm tempted to harass
But I'll late him off this time real easy
Because he hates my ass
Preston kicked much ass as Eddie
He'll always please the crowd
The way he plays his role so well
He's doing Meatloaf proud
Charles played the part of Crimmie
The man who's in the know
But if he looked more like a caveman
He'd be working for Geico
That is about all I can say
From all that I had seen
But you would know if you had been there
Behind our big white screen
And if this poem didn't go
And turn your brain to goo
Look forward to my next report
Which will be done in haiku