Gwen's Corner

Show Report. Stardate 120807. Nothing to out of the ordinary to report. Things went (pause) according to (pause) the overall scheme (pause) of things. Wes was fucked, Saturn was not. Virgin games were a little blasé since three of the four virgins were anime nerds and not very imaginative ones. The idea was sort of like fake the orgasm…but instead you had to come up with a possible pick up line (Hey baby, wanna get a hold of MY poké balls?) for said character. Well three of them picked game/Anime characters (Axel, Riku, and Ryu respectively). I respect that (well as much as one sad little nerd can respect another sad little nerd) There was SO many that I could think of for each of those characters AND it would have been brilliant. But, alas, they don’t share my brain and so it was sad. The last guy no one even booed. Just silence. Oh wells.

Line Dance. Wes is tackled twice. Poor Wes. The two transies holding the Denton Sign were of the SHORT variety, so Denton Sign was pretty low to the ground. It was amusing.

I played Crimmie. YAY me. I’m in the middle of moving and, as such, my Crimmie jacket is packet away somewhere and I couldn’t find it before the show. So while I’m doing my opening narrative Leah is asking me where my jacket was. We have a new spinny, light up globe of the non-broke variety. This pleases me greatly. You should all love and respect the globe. I beat up Walker at some point. He’s kinda like Wes, he stands near you and you just feel the need to punch him…or pet him like a poor three-legged dog with a notched ear. Awwwwwwwww. Fast forward. Time Warp…whee! Normal. Sweet T…I almost get pushed over by Cody trying to shake Saturn’s hand. Bah. Bizah was very disgusted/sad while undressing Danny. Her faces were very humourous. Halo is Shiny. Sword of Damocles…Wes looks very, very dizzy. This is further proof of why Shannon shouldn’t play Rocky. I get dizzy easy and would throw up on audience. Funny…but gross. Blech. James played Eddie for the first time in almost 2 years! YAY lift!

Bedroom scenes. Now, I’m thinking I zoned out here completely because I can’t remember if Wes actually finished Tank Scene without being molested. My brain goes “BUH” and fuzziness ensues whenever it reaches the general memory of tank scene. Kind of a “there’s a TANK?!” moment. Oh well. Dinner scene. James was sitting at lightboard throwing candy at Wes’s back (noticing a harm Wes theme?) missed and hit Glenn. Glenn glares the mighty glare of a Marine and James says “I was aiming for Wes, but he ducked”. Glenn raises arm to throw candy back at James, and nails Wes instead. Say it with me…awwwwwhahahaha…Gillian doesn’t even run to Wes after Eddie’s mutilated corpse is revealed. She chooses instead to hug on Eddie’s uncle/aunt/token Asian? That would be Donna! YAY Donna! We kept trying to fuck her up. You’re a hotdog! FREEZE FRAME. That’s when it gets hilarious. We hear air raid sirens. Now some of us (Me, Donna, Mike…probably Saturn) are thinking Silent Hill. And I’m wondering if Saturn has Pyramid Head backstage or something. But then transies + Animal storm the stage (keep in mind, Donna’s still frozen as Dr. Scott) and they PELT her with paper airplanes. Time for a history lesson kiddies. December 7, 1941 is the day the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor. So show was on the 8th…the day AFTER Pearl Harbor day. Donna is half-Japanese and her dad is Navy. Get the connection now? Goooooood. After that I don’t remember a lot cause I was just laughing…so hard. Donna looked like she was going to die she laughed so hard.

All in all it was a good show. We have another great show coming up on December 22nd. Our Chicks With Dicks show. Kinda like our All-Girls Show…but with boys. I know a little part of me died when I typed that. I know the line-up already and it’s SO worth going. So be there or…ya know…be mocked. I will mock mightily.