Gwen's Corner

Our Frank was Cody
He played the part very well
So give him a hug

Halo was Janet
Her pink hair was falling down
Dances like the wind

Brad, that damn asshole
He was portrayed by Fish boy
Our resident goof

Marc was playing Riff
The butler whose hair is gone
With his hair intact

Magenta was good
Played by busty Emily
Lopsided wonder

Limey the English
The one who's not deported
Played Columbia

Saturn played Doctor
The one who can't use his legs
Sat in a wheel chair

Wes played the blonde guy
You know, the one who can't act
Title character

Eddie was Preston
Preston is the fucking shit
The man with the plan

Crimmie down right sucked
We should just lynch that Mike guy
Worthless fat bastard

And then there's Robert
Who just kept molesting Frank
Again and again

This show report - late
But, as promised, in Haiku
My bad poetry