Gwen's Corner

Denton Show Report, January 25, 2008!!!

Come one, come all, for the second Tavern Show in Merry Olde Denton! (This time, though, it was freezing and apparently not enough notice was given…this shall be remedied the next time though, rest assured…That basically means we had some tickets left over, which was good for the people that got there late!) Thanks to all of you who came out, sadness for you who were not there. I saw some of my Old School people there, which was AWESOME (Chadwina, our lovely Eddie, and Dick, who did pretty much everything at once, all in one show…hee hee – I miss you guys, I was glad to see you!!! Sorry I didn’t know until the end that you were there…)

ANYWAY, there were some lineup changes…

Frank- Madame Leah (yup, I said it)
Janet- Emily (and her boobs)
Brad- Danny (and his balls)
Riff- Daniel (and his glare)
Maggie- Bizah (and her tongue ring)
Columbia- Halo (and her pinkness)
Dr. Scott- Mike (and his Gay Unicorns)
Rocky- Wes (and his weiner)
Eddie- Preston (and his sax)
Crimmie- Saturn (and his OCD)
Transies- Eris (and her butterfly face), JJ (and her leopard print), Limey (and her too-short skirt…yessssss), Pete (and his floppy soft hair), Jen (and her prop pack skillz), Reah (and her smile), Amy (and her glasses), Josh (and his hair, now that he has some again), Marc (and his unhappy transie makeup), Tora (and her shiny shirt), Sarah Beth (and her dots), Chelcei (and her boobs), and Jackie (and her amputee band shirt)
Spot A- Scott (and his grin)
Spot B- Mary (and her rainbow flag)
Board- David (and his kitty ears)
Sound- Animal (and his shiny pants)
Grip- Glenn (and his shit eating smirk), David, Danny, Preston
Floorwalkers- Starman, Animal, Glenn, Emo (and his plastic razorblades and notebook), Preston, Saturn
Piccies- Donna (and obviously, her camera that catches WAY too many shots that it should NOT)

We got started a little late because there were some technical difficulties with the lights. Last time we didn’t have this issue so it was a little irritating. We did end up letting in at midnight though, which was good. Dancing ensued, and new people were onstage, and then the Pre-Show began with Starman Matt and his friend the microphone. Daniel was up this time for Virgin games, and he chose a particularly cruel one for the boys, involving some spermicidal “no don’t come yet you stupid boy” type lube, which sounded disgusting. (Daniel prides himself on being as big of an asshole as he can for these things, which pleases me and makes me put him in for Virgin Games more often.) I heard later on that those poor virgins remarked “My tounge feels all tingly” and such…ugh, I felt so bad for them. They took it so well though! :)

Anyway, there was a speech, and then an asshole, and Emily’s boobs as Janet. There is a wedding scene with a Ricky Bride and a Samantha Groom…YAY WHATABURGER TAQUITOS! Danny is a great Brad, even though I hate his balls. So…big…ugh. (SHUDDERS…) and Crimmie was Saturn. So precise. So into the role. So…not gay? Hmm… And then there was a short drive in a car, some Transies running from the floorwalkers as pretty green trees, and then Riff, Daniel, fellow DENTONITE and super asshole without the army glasses… I love to watch Daniel play Riff. Bizah likes it too when she is Maggie, maybe a little too much…hee hee hee. Brad and Janet enter the castle, meet Super Lesbian Numbers One and Two (yay pink!) and then all fall down.

Frank enters, I almost bite Danny’s tongue off (don’t stick it out, bitch!) and then saunter mainstage. Lots of screaming. My boob almost falls out. I turn too early during “So, come up to the lab”, have two left gloves, and the green marine cape keeps coming untied and showing my ass. Ughhghghg. Not that anyone else minded, the Transies were screaming like good little banshees! Animal played “Eye of the Tiger” for creation, RockyWes comes out with his lack of ass and big blue eyes, and I chase him feebly around on WAY too many steps. The Transies continue to scream. I can’t see a damned thing. Janet likes bigger boys, Brad’s balls are hanging low, I get to spank a pretty Transie, thereby losing my train of though and turning too late and almost missing an important cue that I yell at my Franks at all the time for. ***sigh*** Such is life. I still enjoyed the spanking. Rocky is very happy and does the thrusting dance. Eddie flies out of the freezer and sings to us all! The Transylvanians ignore my protest and pleas to stop dancing… Riff and Maggie are making out like teenagers in the damned freezer, what the hell?!?!? NO RESPECT! Eddie does not hit me like he hits the others when I try to kill him, which I appreciate. J My underwear are a little tight as I kick across the stage towards Rocky. He runs round and round, and then I jump him. Bedroom scene number one is happy, with boobs and a white flowery bra I tried not to get lipstick all over. Wes got an asscrack full of candelabra, and then bedroom scene number two was sad. I ran. They caught and held me. They ripped out several chunks of my hair. I whined.

Janet sang to the monster, the Lesbians got it on with Sarah From The Audience, and then I hit Riff a lot. Dr. Scott and his gay unicorn button comes down. I do not hit him in the balls with my shoe like I try to do to other people because I like him. I DO hit Brad in a tender spot with the whip and am pleased with myself. Janet and Rocky reveal themselves, we eat Eddie for dinner, I chase Janet around, and then Halo Columbia storms in with pink jammies of doom! Floorshow brings boobies of glory. Starman knocks me over for Fay Wray, I fall over the scarf, become the center of the cast bukkake orgy, and then flitter up the aisle with the right arm in the air. Riff is irritated with my presence and wants to kill me. Maggie tells me where the stairs are so I won’t trip and kill myself too early. I die anyway. Rocky shows my ass and everything else I have to the whole crowd because my hair is caught in sequins and I can’t get them loose! OUCH…

Danny is gross and I don’t want him to climb on anyone. Emily has big boobs and make a fine pillow. Who is confused holding the globe??? Saturn turns it on, baby….annnnnd I am spent!

We have Bastard Gras the 9th of February! Come see it!

WE NEED STREET TEAM AND CAST! PLEASE EMAIL ME: MADAME_LEAH12@YAHOO.COM!!!

LOVE YA ROCKY SLUTS!

~Madame Leah