Gwen's Corner

Frank- Saturn
Janet- Halo
Brad- Cody
Riff- Madame Leah
Maggie- Bizah
Columbia- Limey
Dr. Scott- Marc
Rocky- Fish
Eddie- James
Crimmie- Mike
Transies- Emo, Wes, Fred, Scott, Squid, Twitch, Reah, Tora, Sarah Beth, Chelcei, Jackie
Spot A- David
Spot B- Emily
Board- Donna and Mary
Sound- Danny and Daniel
Tank- Robert, Danny, James, and Charles
Floorwalkers- Daniel, Glenn, Charles, and Emo
Pre-Show- Emily
Piccies- Amy

Oh wow. I was having a great time at this show. I wasn't planning on playing anything, so what I remember when I perform is limited...I know that is just bad. I will sum it up for you...

Pre-Show took forever because Starman was ill and I did it. I get distracted by everything (damn you DANNY!!!) but Emily did Virgin Games making people touch what was in her "box" so that was always funny. No one got it, but they showed boobs, so it was ok.

I fought with the itchy Riff jacket during Opening Dance, and hit Emo. It was good. Then there was Cody as Brad! He did so great! Even though he thought that he didn't do all that awesome, I thought he was peachy-keen. I knew he would do well because he has a knack for remembering the motions and blocking, unlike Danny. He is very bouncy and energetic and awesome at whatever he plays, I was pleased. He and Halo looked so cute up there! He is so masculine and she is so feminine...it worked well. Tee hee.

Then there are trees, and someone busted their ass really bad, but I was stuck in the box so I couldn't see. Then Danny touched me and I was sad. *SHUDDERS* Time Warp was lovely, Bizah steps in as Maggie and has no panties on - yay! And Limey gets her leg rubbed for Time Warp too (I am feeling frisky today). We all fall DOOOWN!

Frank is Saturn this time. That man was totally born to play Frank, in case you didn't know. Seriously. He knows this movie better than any of us. One day Saturn will rule the world...in fishnets... Anyway, yes, there is Frank, and then meeting the asshole who almost knocks him down, and a long speech with a moving MIKE-rophone (ha ha ha, yay).

Frank calls the four winds and Fishie Christ Super Star is born! I put lots of glitter on him for his debut as Rocky, and made his hair super-gay. Apparently though I didn't make his Rocky shorts big enough because he told me his weiner was trying to recede back into his body. He has the English problem. Heh. He did pretty well, though. He was very bouncy and gay, imagine that...

And then Rocky runs away, and Frank screams, and we sha-na-na, and then Frank tries to make Rocky a man (ha ha ha good luck with that), but Eddie breaks up the party! James is always a great Eddie, despite the immense shit that I give him. :)

Then the Transies run run run, and Eddie dies, and Rocky spills glitter all over everything, and I am making out with Magenta so I wasn't really paying attention. (That seemed to be a theme this weekend with me.) Then there is bedroom scene, and raping of Rocky (OW you little Bastard, Fishie threw off me AND Daniel...you suck! I hope those chains hurt!) and more bedroom scene...and then Janet and the groping of Rocky...is that a vacuum attachment??? What the....? But hey, the lesbians liked it, so I just sat and watched...I liked it....hee hee.

And then there is the whipping, and Saturn hits Marc in the face with the whip by accident, and they are trying not to laugh. Cody is all sweaty, he looks weird in that robe. Saturn's left nut is hanging out a little. I am tired of wearing the jacket. Then there is the gong, and I grope Maggie a little more. Dinner scene is fun, I give out lots of M&Ms and it makes me happy inside. There is more slapping, and some running, and I run backstage. Aaaaand FREEZE! Gosh, Chelcei's boobies are big! She got a good groping this time. Heh. And then Frank is sad, Magenta throws a fit, Riff comforts her. We rub on Dr. Scott just a little, and then the Floorshow. No one screws it up that bad except Fish. I yell I will stab him from the back of the theatre. He ignores me. Cody did great. Someone knocks Frank over, they dance in a line after they get out of the pool, and we step in to kill them all!!!!

Frank sings another sappy song, trying to help his case. We ignore them, and charge him instead! People slap my ass. I kill him. I kill Rocky. I yell at Magenta. I send the others away. We step across the stage, I miss my cue for "Ha!" because Bizah is making me laugh at something. We have half elbow sex and then I get to put on more clothes.

All in all, I had a hell of a time this show. If you weren't there, you missed out! It was fun!

Next week, come see BASTARD GRAS 2008!!!! Bring friends!

Love to all,

Madame Leah