Gwen's Corner

I hate Mardi Gras. If you're Cajun and this pisses you off well guess where you can shove it. What's more? I rooted for the fucking hurricane. Yep hate New Orleans too and I'm glad it got tore up. Your city is a fucking BOWL with a GIANT WAVE OF WATER coming towards it. What the fuck did you think was going to happen? Your nasty ass King Cake was going to save your ass? Speaking of which that is also stupid. How the hell are you going to ruin a cake by putting a fucking plastic bit in the middle? How dare you disrespect cake like that. Bitches. Now comes the question: Why the hell am I the one that is doing the show report for this show? Well it appears Madame Leah likes to see me yell at people. Haha free reign douche-nozzles.

Well as you can probably expect there was a lot of flashing at this show. I wasn't looking because lets be honest. A lot of you don't have very good looking tits. Sure there was some magnificent ones. But they were out numbered by the ones that looked like they got in a fight with a vacuum cleaner, the Genie of Stretch Marks, a sledgehammer, and the 1960s and lost miserably. We're talking if I get a fan blowing on them they'll spin around like a bloated merri-go-round. Now this is in no way meant to stop women with beautiful boobs from showing them. However keep I don't follow this I'm big and I'm beautiful bullshit. No! You're big and FAT! No beautiful about it. Keep your jelly roll in covered clothing. I saw way too much nasty this weekend for my taste. If you have more rolls that I do cover it UP!

Also remember if you are in front of the theater (where there a underage people) you don't want to be flashing for either the confederate flag beads or the magnificent green mullet wig. Keep your skank ass in check.

Well who played in this Show. Guess what I actually have the flier so I don't have to remember the people I don't care about. Which is a lot.

Frank: Wes (douche-bag with Herpes)
Brad: Cody
Janet: Emily (hot, nice tits)
Riff: Glenn
Magenta: Bizah :)
Eddie: Charles (drunk bastard)
Columbia: Madame Lean (very hot)
Rocky: Fish (fag)
Dr. Scot: Mike (the Jewish pimp)
Crimmie: Mr. Saturn (got arrested)

Transies: (random hoes)
Emo(douche nozzle), Kate, Amy, Scott (who), Marc, Halo, Squid, Jackie, Pete, Twitch, Reah, Tora (censored), Sara Beth, and Chelcei (spell your fucking name like a normal person).

Tech Gods: (MacGuyver meets Robert Smith)
David(spot), Mary(spot), Donna(lights), Robert(thief), James, Charles, Marc
Sound:
Animal and Daniel

Floorwalkers:
Animal, Starman, Emo, Daniel, and some random dude in the back row.

You know what? I'm getting tired of typing this shit up right now so I'll leave you with the pre-show game. Animal donned our 4 virgins in a fabulous white uniform for FEMA. Their job was to bob for plastic men in our buckets of water. Sadly some of them were dead so being FEMA the one who saved the least was given the job. Congratulations you stupid piece of shit. Heck of a job Brownie. Maybe now you can also run an Equestrian Society. You never know. Well it was a packed show. Hope you had fun and to see you next weekend. Keep checking back to see when the next theme show is. We may even have a Fetish show in the works. You never know. Also go and check out All-Con 2008 March 7,8,9. We'll be performing there March 7th. Go get your tickets now and have fun...BRING SOAP AND SHOWER!!! or so help me God I will kill you.

http://www.all-con.org/

That's it bitches. I'm done.

Daniel
Metal \m/