Gwen's Corner

For the show report this week, I'll list the lineup, then subject you poor people to a poem titled, Show Report.

Lineup:
Frank- Cody
Janet- Eris
Brad- Saturn
Riff- Glenn
Maggie- Bizah
Columbia- Amy
Dr. Scott - Marc
Rocky- Fish
Eddie- Charles
Crim- Starman
Transies- Chelcei, Sarah Beth, Halo, DANNY, Kate, Tora, Fred, Scott,
Squid, Jackie, Pete, Twitch, Reah
Spot A- Limey, training Whitey
Spot B- Walker, assisted by David if necessary
Board- Mary, assisted by Donna if necessary
Grip- Charles, Marc, Danny, Paul
Props- Leah
Pre-Show- Halo
Show Report- Halo
Piccies- Mike

Show Report, by Halo

Bizah mopped Jackie’s cunt
Charles gave Cody’s crotch a punt
Eris’s 1st time back as Janet
Did you know Janet rhymes with planet?
And schmanit…
…dammnit
…

Leah’s boobs are always hot
Walker, Limey rock the spot
Candelabra shoved up fishie’s ass
Daniel on sound, now he has class

Frank grabbed Pete & tanned his hide
Saturn, as Brad looked terrified
Little Squiddie likes making inky
Mike slipped on water, squished Mr. Pinky

Glenn as Riff is always scary
David’s a cat, but not too hairy
Twitch is running for his life
Tora really likes her knife

This week Halo’s hair’s not pink
Chelcei gives us all a wink
Sara Beth wears blue and green
Fred was dancing, being obscene

Donna & Mary, the duo on board
Starman & Wes walk on the floor
Kate & Amy dance around
Marc is sadly wheelchair bound

Rhea, Scott do the Transie Dance
Paul just wants to get in your pants…

…for $10
THE END

OH WAIT,
I forgot about Greg,
Well, I guess Greg rhymes with egg?
& peg leg…
..& keg…
…& Meg…
…& beg…
…& schmegeggie…