Gwen's Corner

It was the dawn of the third age of mankind – ten years after the cast’s founding.

Los Bastardos was a dream, given form. Its goal: to entertain the masses, by creating a place where norms and freaks can work out their differences peacefully. It's a port of call – home away from home – for perverts, furries, weirdos and deviants.

Norms and Freaks, wrapped in a butt-load of white bricks. . . all alone in the night.

It can be a dangerous place, but it's our last best hope for getting laid.

This is the story of the last of the DFW Rocky Shadowcasts. The year is 2008. The name of the place is The Ridgmar Movie Tavern.

Yes, that geeky paraphrase can mean only one thing: Starman is writing the show report for the Fetish Show.

Let’s look at the roster of the unusual band of misfits, shall we?

FRANK - Saturn (Queen of Hearts/Nerd)
JANET - Limey (Food Fetishist/Slavegirl Princess Leia)
BRAD - Fish (Flasher)
RIFF - Boobi (Half of a Lesbian Sandwich) - SPECIAL GUEST FROM QUEERIOS - AUSTIN'S ROCKYCAST!
MAGENTA - Madame Leah (The Other Half of a Lesbian Sandwich)
COLUMBIA - Halo (Dominatrix)
DR. SCOTT - Mike (Furry Skunk)
ROCKY - Wes (Submissive Bitch)
EDDIE - Cody (Pro-Wrestler)
CRIMMIE - Eris (Alice of Alice in Wonderland)

TRANSIES - Checlcei, Stefanie, Mary, Sarabeth, Scott, Ashley, Sarah, Sean, Twitch, Cory, Pete, Squid, Emo, Britt, Kirk and KC.

TECH, PROPS & SECURITY - Paul, Walker, Donna, Nuggett, Marc, David, Cody, Jason and Wes.

SOUND - Daniel and David

FLOORWALKERS - Starman, Cody, Jason and Marc

Well, what else can I say?

It was the Fetish Show.

It nearly sold out.

It was uncomfortably hot in there because of the sheer mass of people present.

It was one of our best performances in a good long while.

And not only was it a good show, it was a fun one as well.

Saw a lot of old faces I haven't seen in a while. A lot of other body parts too, but mostly the faces.

Daniel and David continue to abuse the heck out of our new sound system/sound effects package. I'll never get tired of hearing Greenskeeper's "Lotion" at inappropriate times. And hey - AC/DC's "Big Balls" is always a welcome thing.

Am I the only one who finds there to be something horrible wrong with the one African American on cast having come to the show as a white girl's slave? (Sorry Britt! It had to be said!)

I also find this horribly wrong. Last night, I dressed up in my usual teching-black garb as well as a MASTER T-Shirt. I was carrying a paddle (Thank you Nuggett, for the loan!) and a pair of handcuffs.

And yet, I only got to use my gear on two women the whole night. I wound up giving the paddle to Tora for most of the show and let her wreck havoc upon the behinds of the Transies, I was so lacking in subs to dom.

And yet, the Easter Show, where I was dressed as a nun and carrying a ruler, I had all these women lining up asking for spankings!

Still, we didn't have any complaints - that I'm aware of and we didn't have some idiot trying to pull out his pierced weiner in the lobby. And that's a good thing.

Afraid we don't have any more theme shows planned through A-Kon in late May - but don't worry! The cast is even now deciding what wonders will await you all in the later half of 2008. What will it be? A return of the Dead Celebrity Show? A trip through time as we Remember the 90s? Muppets and Puppets and Toons, Oh My? Who knows?

Well, I have some ideas, but I'm not talking.