Gwen's Corner

Well, since I only have four hours to write this weeks show report before it's late (and mainly because I came up with the idea for this at cast meeting, but who cares?), I've decided to write the show report in exactly 50 words! (That's not including this retarded explanation, mind you). So, on with it:

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Frank - Fish. Rockabilly vampire.
Janet - Amy. On time for freeze, unlike me.
Brad - Saturn. The face broke him.
Riff - Nuggett. Won't break.
Magenta - Emily. Also unbreakable.
Columbia - Eris. Spectacular, as always.
Scott - Me. Coolio hair.
Rocky - Wes. Wore blonde wig.
Eddie - Mary. Spikey hairdo.
Criminologist - Starman. A great crimmie.

All.
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So, if you don't have a good comprehension of what happened at the show from this report, then get off your ass and come watch it next week. Remember. We know where you live, and we know where your bed is. We tape what you do in there at night. Don't make us send copies to your friends and families. Therapy is so much more expensive than a ticket to our show (as is the postage...which we would charge you for).