Gwen's Corner

Ah, mythology. We all know it and love it. I'm trying to figure out what the song One Night in Bangkok has to with myth though. But I love this song so I won't worry about it to much. Maybe it's cause it mentions Buddha and an angel? Mmm...Walk Like an Egyptian! Woo the Bangles! I'm a Mespotamian! Sargon, two names I can't spell, and Gilgamesh! Hahahaha! It was funny. Jason has a battleaxe in his pants. Boomerang baby? I wish I was that cool, but no. But Starman doesn't need to know that, let him continue to think I have awesome baby tossing skills...and Paul Bunyan. Mary has virgin games of hell planned. She came to a theory that most of us Bastard have never done virgin games for our first show and she would be right. With that in mind...well her virgin games include randomly drawn bastards paired up with real virgins. They had to fake the orgasm of whatever thing the virgin gave Mary. Lessee, since I was laughing and not writing...I'll type the various clues to what they had to do. Just use your imaginations.

Kirk and...Jesus?
Cory and Link!
David - Spongebob
Kirk - Tom Cruise (no, I dont' know why Kirk is mentioned twice. Maybe his virgin was Jesus?)
Ashley - Mariah. Now, when Mary asked Mariah who her favorite Goddess was, she answered herself. So Ashley had to fake the orgasm as her Virgin. It was hot.
Britt - horror
Eris - Obama (*snicker*)

Halo's a nubile virgin?!?!

I love Jason, Jason however does not love Beau. But, we did pledge to all beat Beau with sticks! YAY! Janet is Leah is Aphrodite. OMG. Fish is Prometheus. Britt and Walker are Jesus. Donna's Medusa and still hasn't learned opening dance. Hahah. Sean is THE Golden Fleece...I guess Beau touched him...since he's King Midas. Amy is the Fairy Queen...I never woulda guessed. :-D Kill him Jarrod!! Kill him!! Leah as Janet cracks me up...Fish is playing with fire. Wheeeee! Oh jesus...he gave it to Leah. That doesn't bode well. Awwww....she's so cute when she jumps out of excitement. Eris is....Eris. yay Discord!! Leah gave us candy! Yay! Know what I can't wait for? Beau gets to undress Leah. Mwahahahahah! I shared my happy news with Saturn and Wes. I can't stop giggling. JJ's muse is cute! Actually all of our transies did a really good job on their costumes! Twitch as Thor looks very intense during time warp. Wes is Zeus. Haha...God of Gods. That's funny. Wes...haha....with lightening bolt on his chest he looks more like a half dressed Flash. Yay! It's that time! Beau gets to undress Leah! Woo and a hoo! Hee! She just looks so happy she looks like she threw up a bit on the inside. Hahaha! Dionysus calls alcohol abuse against Riff. You can't see Amy's nipples through her shirt, courtesy of the lights. Fish is playing with Wes's penis. It disturbs me a bit. Wheee! I have chocolate!! Techno lord's prayer? Hahhahaahah! Techno crossing one's self. Wheee! My head hurts. :-( Lighter fumes shadow on movie screen in a weird way. Wes rode mary while Sean threw gold coins at them. Cody is Hercules! Zero to Hero...and that's a fact! the lift always makes me happy. I love the lift. Yay lift! Herc vs Thor wheee! Herc dies via Mjolnir and Tatiana dies via Axe. Amy does a GREAT Prat fall by the way. Everyone clapped her back to life, then I shouted I dont' believe in fairies and she died again. I was amused. I was amused. Yay singing Fuck Her softly to Leah! She's prolly close to crying. Medusa vs Midas whoc an NOT touch the other Part 1! Woo! Ah, tank scene. Another scene in which Leah is...screwed. And yet...so far... nothing. I'm a little disappointed. But on the other hand the lesbians have Imperial Guard to play with. Leah went to go play with Eris. Three Franks on stage playing core roles leads to hijinks. Beau must really want Wes, he keeps trying to undress him. And remember kids, Dionysus sez don't drink and drive. Sean is nomming Wes's head. Leah, Fish, and Sean are going DOWN! The grape war is on and Saturn and I will win!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! [/maniacal laughter] Donna! YAY Medusa and staring people down! I'm fucking tired of the motherfucking snakes on my motherfucking brain!!! Grape Bombardment! FEAR MY GRAPES OF WRATH! Beau gots run over by a drunk driver. Consider that myth BUSTED!!