Gwen's Corner

Specs for Show Report of Doom!

Absent: Beau, Donna, Emily, Eris, Ray, Shannon, TJ, Josh, Halo aaaaand I love you.

Frank : Saturn
Janet : Amy
Brad : Wes
Riff : Starman
Maggie : JJ
Columbia : Me
Dr. Scott : Marc
Rocky : Sean
Eddie : Mary
Crimmie : Mike
Spot A: Limey
Spot B: David and Mary
Board : Nuggett
Sound1 : David & Mike
Grip: Cody, Wolf, Sean, Nuggett, Kirk
Floorwalkers: Jason, Cody, Wolf, Mr. Saturn
Pre-Show : Mary
Piccies : Wes
Transies of DOOOOOOOOOOM and DESTRUCTION!!!! Britt, Cory, Kirk, Marc, Meighan, Stephen, Pete, Scott, Stefanie, and Fish

This was a fun show! The crowd was pretty quiet sounding at first, but they were having a good time. There was lots of molestation going on, and Rocky people always appreciate that. :) I ended up playing Columbia kinda last minute on this one, and was really tired so my screeching was not up to par. I always do enjoy playing though, so yay for me. :) David and Mike played some mega tunes - YAAAAY JOURNEY!!!!! Me and JJ got to rub Shannie on our wonderful new box, and I love both of those things.

NOTE: Kirk and Cody constructed and built a new Box Of Death. (That's the big black thing we use to wheel around and use as a prop for stuff.) I have to say, they did a great job, and we all really appreciate the time and effort put into it, because it is a BITCH to make those big props! So thank you, Kirk, for drafting a new design (yea I really mean drafting, like CAD drafting) and to you too Cody, for both of you building the new Box of Death. I know it was a long haul, you have restored my faith in the cast's building abilities, lol. YOU GUYS ROCK!!!

Mary came up with a new Virgin Game that she made us think for, and that is not fun, because everyone knows that at 12:25 my head is not geared towards dictionary definitions but rather directed at making sure the show goes well. Oh, I failed. But the girls won anyway, YAY! And there were several B-Days in the house, Little Stalker David Midget being one, and even a 5-year anniversary! Is that not awesome? :) Anyway, on to the show...

BIZAAAAAAAAH came to see us for Opening Dance! I miss her so much! (She will be back sometime soon, oh wonderful fans, but right now she has to do boring grown up stuff, yuck.) Well we ALL miss her so much. You do need to know that even though she isn't currently performing she still makes the Prop Packs at home. Now that is a trooper. I LOVE YOU BIZAH!

AAAAAAAND then we have Wedding Scene, and Wes taking photos from Brad's position, which is ALWAYS fun times! :) Core characters taking pics gives you all new angles to look at stuff, so we are gonna continue that practice. :) And my Transies are so cute! Cory I love you, your little face is precious.

Paul! You are paid up, come back!

Ummm and Dammit Janet, Amy is such a great Janet, I really do miss seeing her play it all the time. :) Wes, you are getting better. Car scene...yes that was a picture of JJ's crotch, good luck seeing that online though, and Trees are not off and Door Scene is creepy and the new box is HUGE....

Dammit Nugget, turn off the lights! I can't get onto the damned Jukebox with the lights on me, grrrr... Also of note at this time, SUPER FUCKING KUDOS TO MY TECHS THIS AND LAST WEEK, the spotlights in the back have some issues and the Techs have had to bust their asses and be SUPER-DUPER careful to make sure the delicate stuff stays safe, and it is NOT easy to do your job when your equipment might be falling over at any time, oops. (Coincidentally, we will be getting two shiny brand new spotlights very soon!)

And Time Warp is well and good. JJ's new shoesies are awesome. I fall down, for real. The sequined hat is caught in my hair. The sequined jacket is caught in my hair. The box falls down with some help and cushion from Cody and Kirk. SATURN FRANK enters and totally RULES the world. Damn. Just....DAMN. You people think you have seen good Franks, psh. Saturn is a wonder, just fucking oustanding. All parts, every one of them, he has down. And so smart and wonderful besides. Gotta love that Saturn.

And Donna takes the camera, yaaaaay! And we have elevator, and drinks on Riff, and a speech ("You poked my weiner!"), and then I tried to knock Sean off the Tank but it didn't work (sad), and he gets glitter allllllllllllllllll over that is huge and red. He is sweaty and the glitter is chunky so it won't get all over Saturn, I thought about that one beforehand. And Midget should be the pommel horse but Sean would break him, so instead Midget humps someone's face, just glorious!

And Mary is Eddie, she is SO FUN to play with, I haven't gotten a chance to be her Columbia before! She bought the cast a new Eddie helmet that is adjustable. :) And try to do the lift aaaaand STUNT COCK! I saw Cody but nobody ever tells anybody if there will be a stunt cock, so I was ready, but Cody didn't move but all the sudden I had a new Eddie and was really confused until I realized it was CHAAAAARLES!!!! MY PANDA, I LOVE YOU! (He has to do grown up crap too, but will be back soon!) And Leah goes hiiiiiiigh in the air, and damn him he shakes out my boobs. (Ugh why do you do these things to us, lol.) And then I am carried backstage, and the Transies run, and I am dancing with Sean Rocky, and then out of the cage, and bedroom scene has a Gay Love Song from Scrubs (yay, thank you Kitty David!), and we all watch Janet TOUCH-it, and Jarrod gets LOTS and LOTS of glitter for Lesbian scene!

We dine. Marc is a Nazi!!!! And Mike Ness is my god. And we freeze, yay Marc that is the right hand! And we Floorshow, and I slip on something, and Sean's heel breaks, and Saturn tries to escape the glitter on Sean and Sean throws out his back, and then there is climbing and pictures of someone's ass and then we allllll fallllll down....

Are they fighting over the globe???

Cast call, Denton Halloween Show, New Floorwalker Lines, No more Mr. Nice Guy, and I am SPENT.

NEXT WEEK, LABYRINTH! COME TO THE SHOW!

Love to all,

Madame Leah :)