Gwen's Corner

Show Report
by Halo
Saturday November 8, 2008

Line up:

Frank : Mr. Saturn
Janet : Limey
Brad : Fish
Riff : Starman
Magenta : Emily
Columbia : Amy
Dr. Scott : Donna
Rocky : Josh
Eddie : Mary
Crimmie : Eris
Transies: Beau, Halo, KC, Cory, Madame Leah, Meighan, Pete, Tj.


Tech/grip/sound: Scott, Ray, Nuggett, Leah, Mike, Kirk, Marc, Josh, Madame Leah.

Floorwalkers : Jason, Kirk, Mr. Saturn, Marc

Pre-Show : Starman

Photographer : Donna



Jack and Jill went up a hill to get out of the rain,
there they met a man in heels, who said he'd entertain.

...aaand that's when Animal showed up to scare and entertain (mostly scare) audience and cast.
Yes, that's right folks, for the first time, in a long time, Animal was a floorwalker.
Leah offered something valuable to get Animal to floorwalk.
Nooooo, it's not her panties, but I will give you a hint. When Leah tells you to make sure that Beau is in the
front of the transies when they run from Eddie, you DO it! Ahhhh, so funny, I hope Beau didn't break Animals
bat with his head.

We decided to do Dr. Scott "asian style" this week. Donna looks good in fishnets and a
wheelchair, makes it harder for her to get away from me when I hump her.

KC was back, yaaaaaaaaay! Stop leaving, dammnit.

With as much as Animal bites Mr. Saturns ass, you'd think he had a crush on him. Saturn should make Animal buy
him dinner before letting him get to third base. I'm just saying, don't give ALL the milk for free up front, make
Animal work for it a little.

Playing transie with Leah is awesome, especially when you're both trees, I "bumped" my arm into her boob at
least twice. *Does the "I touched boobie" dance* The transies seemed pretty loud and colorful this week. I
love all the shiny accessories the transies wear.

I got to play with Limey during "Toucha, Toucha". *Does the "Yay boobies" dance* Then Leah, Megan
(Queerios cast) and a few more people (don't remember everyone it was mayhem in the tank!) joined us in the tank.
Poor Josh only watched. (Sorry) There were so many boobs, I lost count! *Does the "There were so many boobies my
head almost exploded, spewing out cotton candy, stupid movie references and video game tips" dance*

That "Jeepers Creepers" part of the movie where you can't see Magentas eyes on screen, yeeeah, Emily can do that
freakily well. (Is freakily a WORD? I don't care, it perfectly describes Magentas lack of eyes.)

Everyone is spared a crappy poem this time, I gotcha for a second at the beginning though. I just thought that
everybody who reads this show report should know, I was watching "The Power Puff Girls" while I wrote this.
It was an episode where Tim Curry did the voice of a bad guy named simply, "Him". Let that sink in for a little bit.
Uncomfortable, isn't it?