Gwen's Corner

Frank : Mr. Saturn
Janet : Emily
Brad : Cody
Riff-Raff : Beau
Magenta : Amy
Columbia : Eris
Dr. Scott : Donna
Rocky : Wes
Eddie : Shannon
Criminologist : Mike
Transies – Ashley, Britt, Cory, Halo, JJ, KC, Limey, Marc, Meighan, Pete, Ray, Scott

Floorwalkers: Shannon, Jason, Starman, Kirk

Tech : Paul, Mary, Nuggett, Sean, Mike, Shannon, Wes, Kirk, Nuggett, JJ
Piccies : Donna
Security: Marc, Cody, Kirk, Beau, JJ, Emily

So, we had some fun with an awesome little pre-show done by Ashley and Halo to “What is Love”. Then Wes did some virgin games that he actually planned ahead for. (Editor's note: Actually, ASHLEY was the one who planned it, and Wes just kinda took the credit. ~ Leah.) It was quite astounding. I amused several people by resting my head on my left tit before changing into my Janet clothes.

When we started the show, Wes tried to fuck with Leah and ended up with a ton of people around him, forcing him to eat a nasty ass banana. Finally, we got through the opening dance, and went onto the wedding scene. I was having fun in my uni-boob dress of death and I caught the bouquet (surprise, surprise). Although it kind of was surprising because I actually caught it and didn’t drop it or have to take it from someone else.

“Damn it, Janet” went down without a hitch. Then my favorite part of the show came around: The part where I got to attack my giant chocolate bar. During “There’s a Light” a certain spot A operator did not turn their spot on at the right time, and then they missed another cue. (which wouldn’t happen if they would read their script more often… or does he have a script?).

“Time Warp” was fun. As was “Sweet T”. Cody and I got naked. Then we became more clothed. Saturn sang some Billy Joel during the tank scene. And Wes entered the show as gay as ever. And I will forgive him for, once again, not doing the weights correctly, but only because he ended up sandwiched between two men later on during the song. Then we all watched Halo enjoy getting spanked by Saturn. Then Shannon came in and kicked some ass and took some names.

Saturn killed Shannon, Eris screamed, and Limey quieted her with boobies, which I got to see- haha, I saw Limey boobs and you didn’t! Yay Limey boobs!! I gave the audience a shimmy and we were over the hump of halfway through the show.

About this time, I started to really need to pee. So, that was a fun time. I think Wes got some more banana during the Riff anal rape scene, but I’m not sure because I ran and hid backstage.

Wes and I had a pretty tame tank scene, and I honestly have no idea what happened over at the lesbian scene.

Then the awesomeness occurred. Donna entered. Saturn grabbed a cardboard picture of a U.S. battleship, then Donna came in dressed as a Japanese plane and sunk the ship. History lesson time! For those of you confused by this joke, allow me to explain. December 7 is the anniversary of the bombing of Pearl Harbor, and since our show starts at midnight, it was technically December 7. Since Donna is Japanese, that’s right, she is not Mexican, she was making a Pearl Harbor joke.

Nothing too amusing happened for the rest of the show, other than Donna forgetting most of her lines. Also, Wes messed up his floorshow and Leah threatened his life. I also screwed up my floorshow, but such is life.

“Superheroes” brought about my clever moment of the show. You see before the show began I tried to talk a virgin into giving me his hat, but he refused, even though I offered to jump up and down in exchange for it. So, I crawled over and sat on him and stole his hat. So, I won in the end, and that is all that really matters.

Well, I hope you enjoyed this show report and if you didn’t… oh well, cause I have a cake that I am going to go have some of. It’s a rainbow chip cake because rainbow chip cake is the awesome. Why did I make this cake you ask? Just for the hell of it, don’t get too jealous of my cake. Hehehe…Yay Cake! And Spanking! And boobs!