Gwen's Corner
Show report for Saturday January 3rd
best of two thousand and eight
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men in tights t1
jason rap t1
creation? t8
janet bedroom t2
walk-out social d
show report
-there are lots of girls dancing.
-men in tights was nice.
-jason is a decent rapper.
-beau is spongebob again.
-how the fuck did he get that jacket on?
-social d for creation for the MOTHER FUCKING WIN!
-and the whole audience was dancing. didn't see that one coming.
-spongebob can't run too well..
-some chick in front of me lost her ear gauges. i should have given them back..
-mike was oregon trail and jj was his ox(en?). pretty terrific.
-the shoe game is awesome. jason, you and i shall play some more of it.
-when did beau change to v for vendetta? was i not paying attention?
-i can't tell which i like less: emily's janet, or, emily's magenta.
-goddamn, jason is a good floorwalker.
-jason, next time you come over, remind me to get those samples off of your computer.
-beer commercial for dinner scene: mr electric carving knife inventor.
-i like eris as crimmie.
floorshows.
-amy in a creepy red dress.
-fish was in the wrong spot (about halfway up the aisle instead of stage right.) because his character was supposed to be blind. fuckin hilarious.
-wes was in his AWESOME school girl outfit. i love that thing. check the pics for this show.
-halo had on that bitchin cone tits bra. think madonna cross with a contruction worker and you get the idea.
-beau: return of the oompa-loompa.
-you kill me, beau.
-i've lost interest.
-mike has died of dysentery.
-fish, blind once again, did kickline backwards. as in facing the screen, not the audience.
-i guess it'd make kickline easier, being able to watch the screen. cheater.
-i don't get emily's costume.
-i like nugget's costume, though.
-you blind bastard!
-beau is falling. i don't know why.
-i want that green puffy wig, though.
-i wish danny would get off the stage.
-no, i don't care that you have a camcorder.
-well, fuck you, too.
-britt, however, looks natural when he intrudes with a camera.
-"get ready to do some really audience participation." really, cody? seriously?
-vagina.
-"oh! my boobies!" amy, as she gets shot as columbia.
-fish! don't trade leah off to beau!
-i'm not sure, but i think some cat a few rows ahead of me just got laid.
-shit, wes. you look awesome.
-i'm a lonely man, just looking for a girl to keep me occupied.
-very lonely.
-seriously, my right hand is quickly becoming my best friend.
-i'm considering putting my right hand through college, so it can study cartography. i believe that it'd already be able to chart all the territory of my penis, but i think it needs to be educated in some of the finer points in mapmaking, seeing as how my dick won't always be pointing to true north.
-VERY lonely.
-i'm done, honestly.
-good show, everyone.
-sean.
p.s.-halo, i liked your rainbow underwear.