Gwen's Corner

Okay to begin this is my first show report so please take that into consideration. Well as the day began I saw a line outside (being I wasn’t here last week). Still we our amazing audience stood outside, thankful it wasn’t cold or raining. We had plenty of new audience so I had a blast before the shoe even started. Now getting to the point, the show, which was after my favorite part, getting to see A LOT of boobies, and watching sexy women dance around on the box, then two old men started to do rules I was kind of distracted because I still had beads left and tried to see as many tittes as humanly possible. Opening dance I was distracted by several things; Leah beating fish up and in the process hitting Halo a couple times, also Jason chased me around for a while, then when I lest expected it Kirk forced his tongue down my mouth, Bastard. After that I really didn’t find too much interesting on stage except every once in a while one of the sexy would bend over or do something sexy. About half way through the show I finally (was created) sprang forth to finally be on stage, I’ve kind of missed it. Then for make you a man Jason decided to use me as his puppet which is backwards for what usually happens. Yea he is bigger than me but he like to just be my hoe sometimes. Now back to all the women, Leah looked pretty good but I must say I thoroughly enjoyed Pete’s costume. He was on a crutch and had his other arm in a sling, with a shirt that said levy. Some of our genius costumes amaze me sometimes. Now back to me and Jason to further prove that he wants me I rode him down during the “who let the dogs out scene,” he seemed to enjoy it. Floorshow was AMAZING (most likely because I didn’t have to wear heels) and got a nice handful of Leah boob. I think that’s about all of it if anyone has something to say about my first show report, TELL ME AT THE SHOW! HAHAHA!