Gwen's Corner

TONIGHT'S CAST


FRANK: FISH
JANET: ERIS
BARD: CORY
RIFF: MARC
MAGENTA: JJ
COLUMBIA: MADAME LEAH
DR. SCOTT: DONNA
THE OTHER DR.SCOTT: EL TACO REY
ROCKY: SEAN
EDDIE: MARY
CRIMMIE: STARMAN

TRANSIES: BRITT, CHRISTY, EMILY, GUS, JON, KC, MEGAAAAN, PETE, ESTE & MELISSA

SOUND: SEAN & MIKE
SPOTLIGHTS: SCOTT & WALKER
LIGHTBOARD: DANNY
GRIPS: KIRK, SEAN, PETE, NUGGET
PROPS: MADAME LEAH



It was a week that would go down in history forever. The creator of the Wall of Sound was imprisoned for slaying a Barbarian Queen. Ray Charles said that Hannah Montana needed to make a sex tape. And all around the DFW area, literally dozens of people from all walks of life - from the politically uninformed to the racist lunatics - all of them assembled to protest that a Black Man was cutting their taxes by threatening to perform acts of sodomy on various heads of state.

But it was a week that would go down in the history of Los Bastardos as well.

It was the week in which we got a new microphone, so that now both of the MCs of our show could talk at the same time and not have to pass the one mike around like a drunken cheerleader at a frat party.

It was the week in which Billy (Billy of the many fan photos) donated a new microphone stand to the cast for Frank's big speech leading into The Creation Scene. Thanks Billy!

Incidentally, Billy's are up now for your enjoyment at http://s240.photobucket.com/albums/ff114/deadhobbit/09apr19

It was the week in which Triple Fake Leah finally crossed the line to become as annoying a running gag as "Damon's Talking Penis".

It was the week in which numerous people felt around inside Emily's box and failed to identify exactly what type of wrapper was secreted within that glorious unit of storage. Prizes were awarded to the two who guessed - quite logically - condom wrapper. It was actually some type of fancy wipe wrapper... because Emily is all about the fancy wipes for her box.

It was the week in which Mike tried out some new sound-effects... everything from clips from The Critic admonishing us for watching Fox as the 20th Century Fox Logo came up to Wayne Campbell nothing that it was in fact HE who ordered the hand-job.

It was the week in which Jason, showing the grace and agility that comes from a life spent eating tacos and playing Yu-Gi-Oh, managed to trip over a taped down cord and then spent most of the show in the back-up Dr. Scott wheelchair, even playing Dr. Scott for a portion of the show alongside a very confused Donna.

As of this writing, he is recovering though his left wrist has likely been sprained, thus crippling his love life for the next two weeks. (That is a joke, for the record. Jason actually masturbates with the right hand.)

It was the week in which Madame Leah actually noticed the floorwalker walking behind her, doing a mocking imitation of Columbia during her angry "My God!" speech.

It was the week AFTER the week in which Starman got a random hot redhead to dry hump him in the middle of the aisle during the show. That has nothing to do with this week's show. I just wanted that noted somewhere... once upon a time... the "Where are your hands and why am I not smiling?" line actually yielded a positive response. :)

All in all, it was a good show with a great audience which was so huge that we had to ask everyone to shift in towards the center so there would be enough easy-to-reach seats for all the latecomers to use.

Join us next week for the Board Game Show... or as it appears to quickly becoming as of this writing... The Clue Themeshow. Or is that Without A Clue Themeshow given our cast? One more question for historians to answer...