Gwen's Corner

Lineup for July 7th was as follows:

Frank- Saturn ¡V the Sweetie

Janet- Limey ¡V the Quirky

Brad- Nathan ¡V the Metrosexual-ey

Riff- Daniel ¡V the Birthday Boyeee

Maggie- Bizah ¡V the Sexy

Columbia- Amy ¡V the Wild and Crazy

Dr. Scott- Mike ¡V the IHOP-ey

Rocky- Wes ¡V the Dopey

Eddie- Preston ¡V The Shit.

Crimmie- Shannon ¡V The Boobiliciousey

Spot A- Paul ¡V the Sleepy

Spot B- David ¡V the Bitchy

Board/C- Donna ¡V the Giggly /Charles ¡V the Gamer-ey

Sound- Peg Leg Danny ¡V the Gimpy and Bobcat ¡V the Furry

Grip- Preston, Chewy ¡V the Horny, Cody ¡V the Blondie, Charles the Studly

FW- Starman ¡V the Dr. Who-ey, Wolf ¡V the Naughty, Chewy, Cody

Pre-Show- Bobcat

Show Report- Leah

Props- Leah

Piccies-Beth ¡V the Dominatrix-ey (oh yea, I went there!!!)

Transies- Halo ¡V the Pinky, Squid ¡V the Smiley, Mary ¡V the Rainbow-ey, Tora ¡V the Stoic, Star ¡V the Shiny, Marc ¡V the Baldie, Jeremy ¡V the Bleachie, Manda ¡V the Spazzy, Jenn ¡V the Mommy

Yes, you are looking at all kinds of other crap that you aren't used to seeing. That is because I, Madame Leah, lazily copied and pasted the lineup from the cast board from which I originally intended it to be seen. There are lots and lots of things that go on backstage and behind the scenes in any show, and this one is no exception. I just wanted to point that our because some people think that just because someone isn't directly onstage all the time that they aren't doing anything. There are so many exceptions to this rule. This weekend was no exception. :-P

This weekend started out like any other, we got the theatre at 10 minutes to midnight. (This is why, my darling Rocky sluts, we never EVER let in on time. Setup for us takes around 30 minutes to do things right¡K) Anyway, we let in late listening to TRANSFORMERS: YOU GOT THE TOUCH!!!! (yay Danny! We are lovers of the Old School and the New School Transformers¡Kif you guys haven't seen it you totally need to go¡Kfucking awesome!) And then some other stuff that I was sorta listening to and wandering around doing my "thing" and Crazy Bitch came on. Bobcat and Amy got up there and long story short Amy ended up riding him on the Box of Death¡Know that was a sight to behold. It was funny a lot.

Pre-Show started and Starman whirled it away with another rendition of said Ruuuuules, and Bobcat introduced us to some biohazardous material for Virgin Games which amused the hell out of me, at least. We had fun making those. Hee hee hee¡K.sounds dirty, doesn't it??? LOL. You need to come see next time he does it, all had a laugh at that one.

Also, it was Daniel's birthday! I loves me my Daniel! I tried to get him to smile but it just didn't work. It's ok though, he doesn't have to smile, he is hot anyway.

Ok on with the show.

We have been having issues with the print being in FOCUS!!!!!!! At the start of the movie, and this evening was no exception. Lots of yelling did I do, and it really didn't do any good. About the time that Dammit Janet was half way through all was well. Limey Love had some buddies in the audience, and she did her thaaaang being perky Janet. Fish's dick piercing must be healing ok because he was bouncing around pretty good by this point. Lots of laughs¡Kthere were lots of colorful transies this time, I was happy inside. Twitch always looks kinda Satanic but he is cute so it is ok. He is also really sweet and a fellow TUBA PLAYER ¡V YEAAA BABY!!!! So pay attention to him and give him love. He is an equal opportunity employer (yes, I totally stole that from Rachel a long time ago!).

So yes, car scene was funnnny because Limey was choking on her chocolate bar and missing lines, and Fish spit our Limey's chocolate bar and threw it at Bizah (bad idea) and she started screaming that she was gonna fucking kill him. I laughed.

Time Warp was all well and good, with the army of loud and evil Transies, and the Sweet T of happiness with Frank ¡V n ¡V Saturn. He did, however, not stand far enough back because when Janet fell, Limey ended up on the ground because there was no seat or table for her to land on. I was sad inside for her. But Frank ¡V n ¡V Saturn reveals himself and all is well. He minces just like a gay man would do it, and then a bunch of other screaming and stripping occurs, Rocky is born¡KLOOK EVERYONE, WES IS BALD AND SHAVED HIS GOATEE!!! (Still not sure what I think about that one¡K.hmmm. He was supposed to be cute but now I am all like¡Kehhhhh¡K.lol. JK Wes I love you!)

So Rocky and Frank run round and round, and the Sha-na-nas look good, and the Transies can be heard from the back corner of the theatre (DAMN YOU BRAD JACKET GET IN THE BOX!!!) and all is well in Rocky Land. Wes is made into a man, and Eddie lifts up Columbia and her boobs fall out (yaaaay Eddie ¡V shake it baby, shake it! There never was a better Eddie, I really don't care what anyone else says¡K) but he always gets it with a pickaxe in the end. Sadness¡K And Wes does a little dance, makes a little love¡Kwith Preston's arm, and then it is into the bedroom with you, Rocky!

NOTE: I went backstage at this time to mess with props, forgetting that I had to write the Show Report. Normally I am not so good at writing these because I am always trying to correct and fix things that are going on during the show. I was picking up backstage and chatting with Daniel while someone was enjoying bedroom scenes. Then I ran out, sat in the Tank, and stared at a couple of other things on stage, like the exploded ketchup packets that somehow managed to get all over everything even though I said we needed to clean it up before the show. Ugh.

Then there was lots of hitting of Riff with the whip ( I always tell them to actually hit harder!) and Dr. Scott wheels down and is all special and hard to break as a character (damn you Pineapple!). And then there is lots of people clamoring out of the Tank, and it looks like MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATRE 3000 ¡V AWESOME!!!! All screaming and throwing popcorn and slapping at each other, right in the way of the action. Very nice! How much? (Thanks Danny, you ASS.)

I still love Transformers.

And there was dinner, and candy. I had a snickers, a reeses, and some now or laters I stole from someone else. I was then on a sugar high, and life was good. The stage was really bright tonight because I didn't do the lights. But that is ok, because I could see everyone. That is really the fun part anyway, right? Yaaaay¡Kand moving on¡K. The wheelchair is gimpy and moves slow, more chasing, lots of freezing, Twitch's pants come down to his knees, he wears string bikini underwear like Animal ¡V he is pretty hot. I was enjoying the view, myself. And then there is Bizah laughing hysterically, and Dr. Scott trying to keep composure with the boobs in his face (he hates boobs) and more of Shannon being subjected to molestation by all members and matters of cast and audience.

NOTE: Vader Kitty just came in here screaming for attention. Vader is a pure black cat with yellow eyes that falls over when you touch him. He likes to scream and holler until you pet him, then gets mad when you take your hand away. He is awesome.

And this is why Madame Leah doesn't write Show Reports!!!!

And Floorshow is good, no one falls, and Wes fucks up kickline again. I beat him with the water pitcher though, and that felt nice. I was happier then. (I hope you bruise, you pansy!!!) I love Wes! And then they all go home, and I finish my Props. Raini from Queerios gets thouroughly molested by Fish, and Limey ignores Cody for the line of gay boys. Shannon hates the globe, we all say cheers and goodnight, aaaaaaand the bow.

I love my people. Go see Transformers, it rocks.

Come to the Pirate Show on July 21st! It will be awesome! Much love to all,

Madame Leah