Gwen's Corner

It's that time again. Time to postulate the meaning of humanity and their close kin the Platypi. Not much is known, but there are those that theorize that somewhere along our ape decendency a small branch of pre-Homo Sapien, referred to by "those in the know" as Australopethicus, decided that they were tired of learning to be bi-pedal creatures, and that squeezing screaming beings the size of watermelons from between their legs sucked, AND that by all that was holy duck bills were freaking amazing. Some might say that these early beings were the first Mad Scientists with a focus on Genetics. You could also say that Shannon is bored and that this is the show report for November 14th. In fact, you'd probably be right, but I think the human/platypi link should be examined. THINK OF THE EGGS! And everyone wants poison needles.

But, I digress. Show report. Yes.

First I'd like to thank everyone who came out to see us instead of going to the Dallas Fetish Ball. To those who missed it I just have to say "Nanny. Nanny. And Boo. Boo." You missed an awesome show with our guest Frank, Seth. Seth came to visit us all the way from the state destined to fall off into the ocean...or California (as it's legally called). Seth was made of awesome sauce and cookies. He's also a history teacher which makes him aces in my book! He was really awesome though. And at the end of the night he kept saying that we could do anything we wanted to him. So I think there's plans to act on that if he ever comes back. The Show was business as usual with wacky shenanigans that can only be understood if you were there...or if we put it on Youtube. Which, ya know, we do sometimes.

There was a lot of poking Wes...and trying to twist his nipples. For those not in the know, he got them pierced. The phrase of the day is Purple Nurple. Remember it and practice your technique.

On another note: Lonestar Comics is selling replicas of the really, awesomely gay (but...ya know...awesome) hat that Marty McFly wore in Back to the Future 2. All shiny and holographic. Well I gave Pete the monies to buy one for me and THEN HE LEFT IT IN HIS CAR...which wasn't at the theatre. I was sad. But he has his and when he was done transie-ing he let me wear it. YAY! Pete also ran over Charles with the motorcycle...crippling our Eddie. Awwwww...

And Charles tried to kill our Columbia (Amy) during the lift, by almost throwing her over his head. I'm fairly certain Eris and I had mini-heart attacks. Amy might have also. But yes. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

As a reminder!!!!!! THERE WILL BE NO SHOW ON NOVEMBER 28TH. That's the Saturday after Thanksgiving and us Bastards like food. I imagine we'll only be good for rolling in circles like beach balls. So Time Warp is right out of the question. That also means that the Historical Character show is being pushed back to December 5th. So mark your calenders! I kinda wanna see if someone dresses as the Marquis De Sade...buy you need to have a removable nose. Look him up if you don't know what I'm talking about ya jerks! <3