Gwen's Corner

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Oh the nerd was running high tonight. Mary designed an intricate virgin game that had us splitting the audience into their respective houses (Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw and Slytherin) and making them sit together in the theatre. That's right...we had assigned seating. Bwahahahah! Out in the lobby, House Champions were chosen to take a test (with questions supplied by me) about the Harry Potter universe. Why yes...that WAS an implied evil cackle you just read. Once we let everyone in and the audience was seated, those same House Champions then had to compete in a modified version of Quidditch. The goal was for Boy House Champion to get as many darts through the hoops as he could, and for girl House Champion to Catch Wes...who was our Golden Snitch. To those nerds (like me) interested to know the House Standings...Slytherin won. Hufflepuff was a close second. I never thought I'd see that happen. I mean...Hufflepuff. Really?

We also had an amazing pre-show. We've all seen the Mysterious Ticking Noise episode of Potter Puppet Pals, yes? Bwahahahha....
Amy did a great job of recreating the puppets out of cardboard. I was more sad about a half naked Corey in place of a naked Dumbledore though. My eyes were very, very sad. So the rest of the show was chock full of crazy.

Mike was Crimmie. As Hermione. With Bad English Teeth. And Balloon boobs...of varying sizes. I spent most of the night trying to pop them with my stick and one point during the show Mike shouted "Expecto Fuck offum!" at me. I kind of fell over laughing and just stayed in the isle for a bit. In fact...I think I spent a lot of the night that way for some crazy reason or another. When Mike wasn't busy as Crimmie he was busy chasing an unsuspecting Britt/Columbia/Ron Weasley with shouts of "RON!!!" and something about "Hot lovin's". Britt seemed to be a nervous wreck by the end of the night. He just never knew when next Mike would shriek like a harpy from across the theatre.

Emily was crazy. Which is good since she was Bellatrix. But still...crazy.

OMG. WES. Wes was Rocky. Rocky wears gold. So Rocky was the Golden Snitch (you might have noticed that if you were paying attention to the report earlier...or retained any of what I had typed...). Wes flapped his arms ALL FREAKING NIGHT. I was terribly amused and fairly impressed. I would've given up after 5 seconds...fuck that hour and a half thing.

But yes. If you missed the show you missed nerdgasms and funny, fun times. Poo into you...or on you. Whichever.