Gwen's Corner

So... Leah was supposed to write this show report... but Facebook murdered her computer, so you all get another dose of Gus Mind-Magic.

Did I mention this was a surprise Name Out of a Hat Show? Yeah. That makes shit interesting.

During Preshow Ashley was dancing on the box to some Welcome to the Jungle. People were too entranced to yell. Really. Go look.
Jason and Cody did their thing then Leah hops up on the box (hehehe, lesbo pun)and announces the NooaHness. Lots of sounds of distress and/or excitement from the Bastards.

Crimmie-Napoleon "Did you have to draw me for the one role I DONT pay attention to??"

Dr. Scott-Charles... Fucker was SCHEDULED to play Dr Scott and didnt even bother putting on the whole outfit... But he did show off his balls, which I threw ice at, and talked in his Russian accent. Good times

Rocky- Ashley... Everyone cheered. For good reason. Britt and I decided we should have had a threesome with the creation. That woulda rocked. Instead she just took her top off during Toucha and had Leah motorboat her. It was epic. Too bad Leah confiscated said photos for personal use >:-[

Eddie- Jery... Good thing Cody was there, she was walking the wrong way half the time, but they did a reverse lift, so it was all good. Not too mention she looked adorable.

Columbia- Cody... manliest Columbia of all time. I know the fucker can dance, but Columbia in Jeans and a black t-shirt? He even left his street clothes on for floorshow, which was awesome.

Maggie- Amy... who was also scheduled to play said part. Unlike Charles she kept her costume on, and rocked it as usual good thing because Sean needed the help/hateful glares.

Riff- Sean... Needs more practice. Leahs never going to give you the part if your audition is anything close to how bad you FUCKED up that night. Just kidding. He did good and turnd into a Banana Unicorn Pocahontas Astronaut for the last 10 minutes. Pix will explain.

Brad- Me. The one guy part I've never studied. I did really well apparently. Except for Floorshow. I fucked that up good. Oh well. Im usually too busy staring at something more attractive when Wes/Nathan/Cody/Cory are dancing around. At least my expressions were amazing and everyone was laughing the entire time. And I knew the blocking better than Sean or Jason, so I win.

Janet- Britt...Started out in transie makeup... Leah wiped him down during car scene then he just looked like a cokehead... We were laughing at the ridiculousness of our co-stardom all of over at the Frankenstein Place. He also had the 2nd best view of Toucha. Leah had the best... /Sigh.

Frank- JASON!!! OMG. It was amazing. I cant exactly put what happened into words... The pictures Kinda capture it, but not totally... Drinking lots of water... Flair Strut... Hawaiian Shirt... Having 6 guys pick him up after he gets killed... Chasing Ashley once we realized she was the only girl in floorshow...

Basically, if you missed this show, you missed something amazing that will never happen again. Your loss everyone!