Gwen's Corner

Did we have a show on December 12th? Boy did we ever! Bobcat was in town, and we had ourselves a good old-fashioned Rocky Horror Saturday.

(pssst...we do this every Saturday, so just bear with it)

First off, here was this week's cast lineup:

Frank: Cody
Janet: Emily
Brad: Danny
Riff Raff: Shannon
Magenta: Eris
Columbia: Amy
Dr Scott: Marc
Rocky: Wes
Eddie: Pete
Criminologist: Charles
Transies: Ashley, Bizah, Britt, Buttons, Gus, Jon, Lyndi, Megaaaan, Melissa, and Scott
Tech/Grip: Walker, Mary, Donna, Mike, Sean, Wes, Marc, Jeremy, and Gus
Floorwalkers: Jason, Jeremy, Sean, and Charles

I would also be remiss in not mentioning the ENTIRE ROW OF JAILBAIT that came to this show. It was one girl's 16th birthday, so her parents brought her and like eleventy billion (okay, more like 9, but I love hyperbole) of her underage friends to the show. Don't get me wrong, the more the merrier, but I could feel Chris Hansen's steely gaze watching over us for the entirety of the show. When Gus approached them wearing nothing but his black manpanties, it was like a Penthouse Forum letter written by Judy Blume.

As for the show itself, it was a fun one. Danny makes for one of the more grizzled Brads ever, especially with his homeless beard working. Emily was screaming away as Janet, and Wes was a waify Rocky.

Here's a picture of Gus trying to bite my weiner: http://www.losbastardos.com/photos/resized/20091212/IMG_6034.jpg

Trying to tap into the pop culture zeitgeist, I was running around all night with a golf club, screaming "I'M TIGER WOODS!!!". It did not go well, although it did give me a prop to play with all night. Eris, Amy, and Shannon were our all-girl trio, and the whiteface did abound.

I'm totally not doing this show justice, but that's mainly because Gus took pictures, and it's like 80% boobs, butts, and weiners. It's a little distracting. Awesome, but distracting. Go look at the pictures, I'll wait.





Okay, back? Good. Cody was Frank again, which is cool to see him back in the part. He's the smashiest Frank ever, but we'll queer him up by the next time he plays it :) We were treated to the ultimate showdown between Optimus Prime and Megatron (although I remember them being bigger in the movies/cartoons/lunchboxes). Oh, and here's Gus with a giant Pixy Stick in his panties. How lovely for everyone involved. I'm beginning to realize why I blocked this show out of my memory.

Okay, let's just assume that everyone else did a good job too, and just remember this show for what it was: Tingling naughty bits, showcased in lingerie for the approval of strangers. And if you can't support that, then go back to 1950's Communist China.