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The Inwood Theatre
MIDNIGHT

Dec 27th


The Texas Theatre
10PM

Jan 30


Gwen's Corner

Show report for Saturday January 9th

Report by Gussie

Whatever happened to Saturday Night?
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It was fucking cold.
So there I was minding my own business when Bizah runs up and hands me a tube-o-glow sticks. Im all like "WTF?", and Bizah is all like "go sell bitch", so I do, because Bizah has a nice rack.

So to entertain myself I wander up to people waiting in line, aka, victims, and ask them, "Glow stick?" whilst holding said tube-o-glow next to my crotch. The best part was people took them out of my crotch tube. With their mouths.

Then we got into the theater and I pranced around a little bit to some good music because Nuggett was on Sound. Fuck yea Nuggett.

Jason and Mary said some rules and Jason confused some virgins and some lips started singing. and here is that nights lineup:::

Frank : Madame Leah
Janet : Ashley
Brad : Wes
Riff Raff : Shannon
Magenta : Amy
Columbia : Eris
Dr Scott : Donna
Rocky : Sean
Eddie : Mary
Crimmie : Charles
and an ass-ton of Transies, myself included.

Stuff happened, I don't have my trusty pictures to help me reminisce, so ill just tell ya's what I remembers.

Wes looked goofy. Ashley's ass. Leah was Frank. Leah's ass. Leah's tits. Shannon removed Ashley's clothing. Ashley's tits.
Did you know January 10th is National No Pants Day? The Transies sure did.
Oh, You Touch My Tra-la-la. Sean was Rocky. Leah was sad. Sean licked Leah. Leah was REALLY sad. Bedroom scene. Ashley and Leah groped. Win. Pantsless trifecta Charles Atlas.

Some goofiness happened when Donna entered as Dr Scott but I was too busy stuffing my crotch in people's faces to see what was up. Im sure some more things happened but its kinda blurry from there... Oh yeah, Wes bit Leah's boob and Mary was terrified. Win.

Til Next Time...

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