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Show report for Saturday January 16th

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Report by Marc

January 16, 2010
Frank-N-Furter...........Eris
Janet....................Leah
Brad.....................Beau
Riff.....................Jon(Sean's Brother BTW)
Magenta..................Sean
Columbia.................Christy
Dr. Scott................The Bastard who put this together: Marc(thats me fuckers)
Rocky....................PEEEETTTTTEEEE!!!
Eddie....................Danny "The Redneck"
The Criminologist........Charles


Alright all you people, if you missed this show, you missed out. Beau came for a visit and my request so he could torture Leah. YOUR WELCOME LEAH:D. Pre-show started out with Leah and Beau dancing to Paradise by the Dashboard light by Meatloaf and did an awesome job with it. Jason and Mary came up and did rules and some other things(blah blah blah{joking guys}) So opening Dance came and went as normal. Well as normal as we can get. The marriage scene was interesting was kinda interesting. The Denton Sign was lower than normal. People in Denton must be really short. Or Leah got taller some how. Nah lets go with we had to short people holding the sign. Still funny to me dammit. While this is going one Riff and Maggie come out and lo and behold it Sean and Jon. Two guys who A: are brothers and B: I've known for far, far to many years. Sean in a dress = disturbing. That scene finishes and Crimmie starts blabbing away as he usually does, BUT I will say this Charles kinda looked like he works for the mob. He still made it look good. Car scene happenes and Beau gets to cop a feel on Leah. YOUR WELCOME BEAU. Brad breaks the tire and they got up to the house and out pops Riffy-Jon, sounds like a Japanese popcorn company. They talk for a bit and the go "inside" the house and get to experience Sean-genta. It's a word cause it makes sense to me so :P. Then it happens, the wonderful TIME WARP!!!!!!!!!!!! Everyone gets up and sings and dances to it and have a gay old time. Christy does her thing and does it awesome-ly at that. Then everyone falls down from dancing. Then it is time for Frank to appear played by the lovely Eris. She struts her stuff to the -nth degree. Song ends and now for Leah and Beau to have less clothes on. Lab Scene happens with Pete popping out in some sort of wrestling attire that looks like something Cody would wear. He starts to come unraveled from moving so much and the Eris starts to touch him. Then he starts running away from her? I will say this, I've never seen Pete run as much as he did. things calm down. Frank and Rocky feel on each other and the freezer starts beeping. And out pops Danny playing Eddie for I think the first time ever. Well done sir. He starts his little spiel what with the singing and dancing. Frank start to get jealous and proceeds to kill Danny and a little pick-ax.

Beau and Leah go to their rooms to get laid by Eris. Eris + Leah= HHHOOOTTTTNNNEEESSS. Eris + Beau = Just plain funny. Beau starts to let the scene go on as usual. Then I think the twisted part of his mind started working and he gets on top of Eris to scare her. HEHEHEHE. Sorry Eris Loves you. Rocky bedroom scene went as usual until Riff and Maggie elbow-sex thing starts. Jon "bites" Sean's neck. I didn't think they would actually do it. oh well still funny dammit. Yes I know I just did those scenes out of order, so sue me. Leah trys to do the tank scene with Pete, but its gets changed to Pete and Sean humping and Leah and Christy playing around. Eris beating Jon the the isle with Beau following behind. The proceeded to argue back and forth for a bit until boom I pop in. Yay me!!! The ever sexy Megaaaan pushes me down the isle to the stage. I do my thing. Out pops Leah and Pete from the tank looking like they just got caught with their hand in the nookie jar. LOL Dinner scene happens I sing my little song. Frank gets pissy, takes off the sheet from the table. To my horror I had been eating my on nephew. Oh god Frank......Why didn't you cook Eddie longer. Christy Has her other solo and whines about not being able to eat more of Eddie It was still a little bit gamely. Leah screams, Beau pushes me around in circles to the point to where I want to puke. Beau, Marc (that's me), and Leah get frozen, but at least they can go behind stage. I get ear fucked by the gay version of the wonder tiwns. Joking guys.> Rose tint gets going with everyone doing their thing and then, dammit. Jon and Sean pop out to ruin it all. Jon sings his solo. Eris trys to weasel out of being killed. Fails horribly and then right before Eris gets killed Christy screams and gets shot. Eris trys to run and fails, Then gets lasered. Pete runs over to her and picks her up. In trying to run away gets lasered'd him self. Beau, Leah and myself make a fast get away out of the crazy house. Jon and Sean start their end song and proceed to start making out. Beau and Leah do their end song and dance. And that Ends the show.

Sorry its not a better show report. Been busy. Our upcoming special show are on Denton January 29 at Midnight, Audience Design a Lineup January 30th at Midnight, Bastard Gras! February 27th at Midnight. Be there or be Square.

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