Gwen's Corner

So this is late! And I apologize. But you have it now! So buckle up and prepare to read…the show report for January 30th. This was a special show you see. This is the one where you guys (The audience) voted, shared your money, and selected WHO would play what parts. And for good (and quite possibly evil) we let you. So before I bore you with any wacky shenanigans that may or may not have happened…I’ll go ahead and give you the line up for that show of all shows.

Frank – Danny

Janet – Shannon

Brad – Mike

Riff – Eris

Maggie – Jon

Columbia – Lyndie

Rocky – Beau

Dr. Scott – Paul

Eddie – Ashley

Crimmie – Jery

So…line up. First I’d like to throw out the warning for those who voted to have me play Janet. I have a lot more free time on my hands (that just magically appeared) and nothing better to do then stalk you with flamethrowers. ^^

Free time, you ask? Why does she have free time? Well, simply put…this show was special in that it ALSO marked the end of an era. After eight years I was finally hanging up my fishnets. Oh and Beau also. This was our last show. OOOOOOOOhhh…it all makes sense now doesn’t? Well ha!

So yes. Show. When Mike and I heard that we would be Brad and Janet our happily twisted little minds got to churning. Who better to fuck with everyone and bring on the wacky shenanigans than the two of us? And bring it we did. It was Brad and Janet…tag team style. I’d get bored with what I was doing…and magically I was Brad. And vice versa. Sometimes Mike just needs to let his inner girl out. Like during Tank Scene. Oh poor Beau. Thought he was going to get the opportunity to mess with me…seeing as how he was Rocky and I was Janet. Imagine his surprise when suddenly his Janet was Mike. Teehee.

We ended up screwing with a lot of people, since they were never QUITE sure who they were addressing. And Floorshow. Floorshow was epic. We both did Brad and Janet’s individuals…and we BOTH did Superheros. And…aw shucks…while the audience who was there found it amusing…them what weren’t there are just screwed. It just won’t be the same since there will be no encore presentation! I suggest you look at pictures…once they are posted. As of this writing they have not been. QQ

Other wacky hijinks? Danny. As Frank. He did really well for having only practiced (a rumoured) hour. He was all clean and shaven and Frankie…in his baggy underwears. That was a little distressing.

OH! And Dual Lifts! They happened. Charles and Cody did the lift with Ashley and Lyndie for Hot Patootie. It was really well executed and no deaths…so I approve.

Beau had a plan to stick Leah into his Riddler costume (forcefully) before the show ended, but alas, his plans were thwarted. Jery was an adorable Crimmie! And Paul’s muttonchops frighten me. And Jon. OMG Jon. He wore Leah’s Maggie costume and I think little parts of my soul died. All in all it was quite an exciting show full of hilarity and stomach shaking guffaws.

While I will not be present they do have some amazing shows planned for you folks (I seem to recall the possibility of a Joss Whedon themed show later this year. Keep your eyes peeled to the website. Just remember the disinfectant.) and the first of these will be the Bastard Gras. That’s right…we’re all too poor to go to N’awlins for a real Mardi Gras celebration…so do the next best thing! Come to the show and earn your beads from us! Specially you boys with moobs. Our guys will really appreciate it if you flash them. Lots. In their faces. Shake what your momma gave you.

And with that…

Th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th That’s All Folks! That’s right. It has come to that time were we say so long. Farewell. Auf Wiedersehen. Good-bye. さようなら. 再见! And Sod Off.