Gwen's Corner

Me again, the small transie that was silly enough to be prompt with my show report. You might wanna expect a lot of my spazalicious reports.

Lineup:
Frank: (awesome-tastic)Britt
Janet: (Short dressified) Megan
Brad: (...Sweaty) Cody
Riff: (Peachy) Gus
Magenta: (Wiggy!) Mary
Columbia: (Shiny) Eris
Dr. Scott: (Wheelchair Bound)Marc
Rocky: (Giant Corset) Sean
Eddie: (Tired/sick)Pete
Crim: (Late on cues) Charles
Transies: Buttons, Chris, Donna (Sorta..), Jery, Jon, Lyndi, Napoleon, Wes, Austin

Okay, so, Leah and Jason, the pillar of our rules and structured floorwalking respectively were, shall we say...late to the show. So, lack of effort abounded somewhat (Yes only somewhat!) Also, we got the theatre at 11. Eleven! That is just miraculous and wonderful and makes us all happy!
Snow! Snow usually equals no show, or if there is a show there is pretty much no audience, so it was looking to be a barren night, with a whopping 6 people as we sent our sellers out to peddle their wares. As the night progressed, there still weren't many people , but we had a good little crowd! Small but enthusiastic, and all packed neatly on three rows! Walk-in was quick, and rules were...efficient. I thought Wes was funny, if just because he was blunt..Like six virgins in total, which is just fine! Moving along, we stand, we sit, we stand, they sit, and everyone wiggles about on stage! Scattering, and then a friend of mine as Betty. As we scatter with somewhat less sneakiness then usual. Memory is fading as I go backstage, and then what I remember is...Trees! Yes, trees. Trees is fun! I let them run up the isle and walk after to the last spot, don't launch the flashlight (I try to tell myself that most times, not that I have before) then we...are backstage again. Our cue to go out and Time Warp and, I'm so proud of this by the way, we managed an On-stage stagger! It was nice to see brain-meats working. Hee hee, I groped Megan's butt during Time Warp. Oh! Here comes Britt! Yay Britt! I didn't think there were too many hair clips last week, Hmph! We flail at him, then we sing for him, we are his monkeys I'm sure he wishes were off his back. Just wait till we Dance....DANCE! Somewhere in that Leah and Jason got back, and Leah was....smashed-ish. So that was fun. Were we Loud enough for you Leah? We do try. :D Impromptu Vex Pommel Horse! Yay Vex! An Eddie/Pete comes around, and we don't have to run the whole theatre! Pete carried off Britt to do their manly things and killings with one another, and kept Britt so busy he missed his cue just a bit. No worries though, Rocky will wait! Scurry scurry and...penis joke goes here. Shimmy with a Midget, which...I won't talk about, other than yay not getting in trouble for doing it. As we transies scatter to the masses (or half masses, whatev) We continue on with our jobs and our paying attention plummets. I remember....(This would be easier with the BAJILLION pictures I saw Paul Taking) Sheets went on, and Brit's hair looks like a wall of DOOM...Oh! Tank scene craziness, with people running all over the place, and Leah with the Lesbo's. Sean totally ran off with Leah's clothes and pack, she was displeased about that. Hilarious. Whip scene and some standard lines, Mark rolls in and...stuff <_< Roll call goes about and then Charles runs to catch his lines. Dinner scene! It...totally happened. I did see it, I was not just running around the empty isles, bouncing off people like a ping pong ball. Was covering spot for a bit so I actually saw that! There was Singing! Special, I know. So they sang, Columbia whined and fell on people. Fally girl, that one. and as it goes on there's another run about like silly gerbils time, and Yadda Yadda Hot dogs! Honestly, I was backstage here seeing everyone naked, and making then not so naked (Helping with costume change). As Brit gets ready to sing, I settle myself to watch. I am so sick of seeing them mess with him to the point it isn't funny anymore. DON'T YOU TOUCH THAT FUCKING CORSET. Sean's quick thinking helps fix, and him holding up his replacement Corset during Kickline was just....Amazing in it's hilarity. My fetish for Safety pins comes into play and helps his corset stay up for the remainder of the show. As they talk and sing and Die and Move along, Frankie falls and Rocky Follows, everyone scatters. As we spin the world, we all fall down. Like Dominoes! That's all I have for you, whoever you are!
Ooh, Iron Chef is on....<3