Gwen's Corner
Show report for Saturday June 16th
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Daniel Well this was certainly an interesting show to say the least. Atleast for me anyway. Well Starman was absent this week for only the 4th time in his 5 year career on this cast. So it was left to me and Charles to fill in. Needless to say since it was our first time doing this it turned in to a cluster fuck. It involved some panties, some dripping underwear and some full-frontal male nudity. You know what sucks about being old? All the things you want to say are in your brain in the correct order and they make sense. Somewhere between your brain and your mouth they get all gobbledy-gook. That was the pre-show. Anyway to the Virgin Games. Charles made the virgins play "Name that smell." His items were Cody's Rocky shorts *shudder*, some old McDonalds, some of Leah's stolen panties, and nothing. Now the interesting part being when Charles pulled out Leah's underwear she comes tearing down the aisle because apparently she did not know about this. But the truly disgusting part was with Cody's underwear. For those of you who don't know Cody sweats...A LOT. If we laid down some garbage bags on the ground after the show he could create his own Slip-N-Slide. Anyway when Charles pulled those things from out of the bag they were literally soaked and dripping on the floor. They also landed with a good splat. Other than that I will give you this wonderful rule to keep in mind. Don't lift up a kilt because more often than not he's naked underneath. With that said I can no longer use the "Big Watergun line" because well all of you know otherwise. Anyway on with the show or the parts that I enjoyed.
Cast:
Frank: Star
Janet: Eris
Brad: Eric with a guest appearance from Danny
Riff-Raff: Wolf
Magenta: Jennifer
Columbia: for the first time Gillian
Dr. Scott: Mr. Saturn
Eddie: Motherfucking Preston
And the Rocky Horror: Wes
Transies. Are too numerous to count, plus I wasn't paying attention so I don't know who was actually doing it. The one's I know are Emily, Shawn, Marc?, Cecilie, Josh, Mary, Mike, Amy (Her name's Ames, Okay!) and Squid.
Tech: Bizah, David, Beth, Paul, and Donna
Sound: Danny, Bobcat and little help from myself
Pictures: Shaniqua
To be honest I was paying attention to what was going on except was Danny and I were doing. Mostly to fuck with Wes...and Jennifer. Jennifer has a fear of touching Danny. I could tell you why but I don't care. Anyway when it was time for Magenta to undress Brad. Danny took over for Eric and in what can only be described as a Texas tuxedo. But underneath he had a jockstrap on and started chasing Jennifer right into a group of transies who looked really confused when they spotlights came on them and trying to scramble away. The rest of the evening way for Wes.
Let me give you some background access here. Danny, Bobcat and I spend quite some time during the week trying to come up with amusing things to do/songs to play. This week while digging a hole in Animal's yard, I got the wonderful idea to play "Ebony and Ivory" during creation scene. Thankfully Star didn't hit us this time however Wes was thoroughly amused. Not for the next scene however. Seeing how the pre-show started with some male nudity the floor walkers decided to continue the trend. I don't know how we crammed 5 guys in the aisle right where Rocky does his push-ups but we did. Each man doing either the Brain or the Batman…I think maybe one person did the Goat. I think Eric was amused though because he just kept on looking. That's pretty much how the show went. Wes got calm and we did something else to him. All in good clean family fun. The rest of the show was pretty much the same except for Gillian playing Columbia for the first time. Gillian gives every role her all. She knows Janet so well that she even knows what Brad is supposed to do. Every single Brad is trained by her and dragged around by here. That much can also be said about Columbia. She did really well. So congrats. I'm tired of writing right now so Bye.
-Daniel