Gwen's Corner

Aloha! Jery here! Or, I suppose, Lilo for the night in question, here to tell you all about it! First up, Line-up!

Frank- It's Fish!...as Lumier from Beauty and the Beast
Janet- Ashley as Minnie
Brad- Napoleon as (King) Mickey (from Kingdom Hearts)
Riff- Gus as Jafar from Aladdin
Maggie- Madame Leah as Cruella DeVille from 101 Dalmatians
Columbia- Lindy as Tinkerbell from (originally) Peter Pan
Dr. Scott- Amy as Dr. Krunklehorn from Meet the Robinsons
Rocky- Wes as Pinocchio
Eddie- Cody as Buzz Lightyear from Toy Story
Crimmie - Sean as Cr(J)iminy Cricket from Pinocchio
Transies - Britt as (shaved) Scar from The Lion King
Charles as a Broom from Fantasia
Chris as Woody (heh, woody..) from Toy Story
Danny as the Hunter who killed Bambi's mother
Jery as Lilo from Lilo and Stitch (with stitch too!)
Jon as random Tron guy from Tron
Marc as Walt Disney
Mary as a green squeaky toy from Toy Story (The Claaaaw)
Megaaaan as Simba from The Lion King
Austin as another green Squeaky toy from Toy Story
Rachel as a Dalmation from 101 Dalmations
Abby as Snow White
Jana as Cinderella
And we Also had a really Cute Boo from Monster's Ink, but as I am still adjusting to the influx of new people she is simply Boo to me at the moment...

Okay, to start out, I am a Disney Brat through and through. The first song I was ever taught to sing was The Mickey Mouse March and Disney has ruled over my life ever since. They control my brain and I am just fine and dandy with it, even if I am aware enough now to know that the values they teach are a little screwy...so needless to say this show raped my being just a little bit from the very core of my essence. Sounds fun yeah? Well let's get on with it then!
Now, as the show began and we were all running around in costumes, it began to feel like I was at a Disney Con, and something had started to go oh so wrong...We had walk in and the crowd seemed to be having fun, there was many of you dressed up too! Which is awesome! Running around, making everyone uncomfortable, that's the Bastard way! Then, everything goes dark and what begins to play...Be Our Guest from Beauty and the Beast! How Exciti-why's fish on stage?...Why are there boys in speedo's....WHY DOES LYNDI LOOK SO PRE-EMPTIVELY HORRIFIED! OH WHY! So they can sing, they can dance (...) after all, miss, this so isn't France. As the representative dishware prance around the theatre and throw around condom Balloons, Poor Belle is bound and molested by a Candlestick and a tea pot then chased away to be violated by dishware....moving on.
So now we set into the Rules, which were not Disney-ified cause that's effort! And just fine. (Side Note - Jason was a Beagle Boy from Ducktails! It was AMAZING! Ducktails, Woo-Ooo!) So as our Squeaky Toy and Broom proceed with the rules, Cruella DeLeah comes out for a while to her song, strut strut strut, then off again. Rules are concluded, as is the Dress a Bastard Virgin games, Happy Birthday to all, and Pledging pledging Pledge now SIT!
So maybe King Mickey shouldn't have had both his amazing Keyblades for the whole of Opening dance, MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE A FACE! That's right. I said it.
I almost had the bouquet too....Squeaky voices for Mickey and Minnie was super funny and a great way to over act. I made Stitch do my Gravestone for me. Up pops Cr(j)iminy Cricket! Now with amazing yellow ascot! Blabber blabber it's a small world. Car Scene? Shouldn't the car be like dancing or whistling or something....Anyway, They were singing, other characters and I were swinging flashlights, it's all cool. Then, BACKSTAGE! Yeah, most of the early show will be broken up by that, but I can hear what's going on...kinda...
OH SO MANY TRANSIES, NO SPACEY FOR TIME WARP. Made Stitch do some of this for me too. Also, totally was impressed with JafarGus's hat not falling off all the time. Nice.
So as we dance and sing and...Fondle a Candlestick? Yeah, cause that makes sense. Frank appears and we swoon as we are meant to do, and they go about singing (wow this really is like Disney at some points....) Lumier can't've created Pinocchio! Time Loop! Well whatever I guess, maybe he did just win him from the Claw Machine. Oh Snap here comes BuzzBuzzBuzz Lightyear, to the rescue! Macking on Tinkerbell? What's she gonna do, pixie dust his junk small enough to fit..? Yeah, that was a special image I just created for myself. Moving on...Buzz, Look! An Alien! Woodie sharks the lift from Buzz and all is amusing. Then they break off his arm and feed it to the cannibal toys and Lumier reclaims his toy for the night.
Mickey and Minnie get pushed around, and sheeted, Pinocchio Gets to be a Real Boy thanks to a really disturbing Blue Fairy....
Why did I have to see Lumier raping Mickey? My childhood really didn't need that. *cries* Also, first rule of Disney Rocky, don't touch the ears. EARS! So as I cry off my pains Minnie and Rocky have at it While...CRUELLA SKINS A DALMATION on Stage! Poor thing, looks all rumpled and....dead..
Roll in Dr. Krunklehorn to be coffeelicious and everywhere and then Role Call.
Cruella was Totally wearing the Puppy she skinned right then to announce Dinner. Amazing. For dinner tonight we have...FLOUNDER! From The Little Mermaid. Poor Flounder, he didn't deserve that....RUN MINNIE, Run for your LIFE! Can Candlesticks be Hot Dogs? I didn't think so either...Cruella is molested by Jafar AND Lumier. Heh.
Oh No! Someone tapped Tink in her Lantern! And yet she still does her Floowshow. That's Dedication. Pinocchio, even as a real boy, needs his strings. YES KEYBLADE THAT FLOORSHOW Mickey, yes!....Wait, are those Mickey Mouse Print Panties..? MY CHILDHOOW. Pink Minnie Panties and and Oh god...
Candlestick singning, Genie Jafar Kills everyone, and they Return to their Sweet Planet of RapeMyChildhood...I mean Disney...I mean..
WHY