Gwen's Corner

F : Leah
J : Ashley
B : Fish
R : Gussie
M : Eris
Co : Lyndi
Dr : Marc
Ro : Sean
E : Pete
Crim : Charles
Transies- Jery, Jon, Mary, Scott, Rachel, Rexy, Abby, Kyle, Austin, Jana, Adrienne


That's right, Cody is leaving us to go play with large, sweaty men and their large, Anaconda-like hoses. Don't worry, though, he'll be back soon enough to play with our hoses once again.

We kick the evening off with new Ozzy and classic Zombie for walk in. We move right along into the Rules, read by Mary and (gasp!) Madame Leah. Danny then took the box to enlighten us with some announcements. Then it was time for some fun with the virgins, and by virgins I mean Newbies. Mary asked our 7 virgins (and one born again) what/who their favorite _____ was (animal, cartoon character, celebrity) and then the newbie they were paired up with had to fake the orgasm as whatever that was. Sean played the part of virgin for an initially unpartnered Kyle, giving her Ronnie James Dio as his favorite celeb. She won by throwing up a double pair of horns before orgasmically convulsing to the ground. And who cares what the rest of the losers did? They failed too hard to win. I love you Sean.
Moving right along we fly through the Oath and before you know it we're presented with a set of lips which is ultimately our Lord and Savior.

Some of the highlights which amused me were:

Brad's bedroom scene pretty much became many peni attacking Leah with only Mary attempting to save her, only to be swatted with a wiffleball bat... Poor lesbian.

Dinner scene was one extended(heh) and disjointed game of musical chairs that deteriorated into a massive pile of "What the fuck is happening?" (Note by Gus: Fish found the Eddie helmet, the serving tray, the electric meat slicer, and stole Dr. Scotts chair and proceeded to joust with nobody. It was win)

After Dinner Leah chased Ashley around which was very bouncy and thus worth mentioning.

Yeah... that's all I really remember: Boobs and hilarity.

Also, Jason wasn't here, so everyone made fun of his tiny penis.