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Gwen's Corner

Show report for Saturday June 12th

28 Brads Later

Report by Jason

In honor of the 28 Brads Later show, I present: 28 Facts About Tonight's Show

1. The term "fact" will be used as loosely as possible.

2. This was tonight's lineup:

Frank: Eris
Janet: Ashley
Brads: Gus, Danny, Napoleon, Amy, Megaaaan, Mike, Fish, and Wes
Riff Raff: Jon
Magenta: Mary
Columbia: Lyndi
Dr. Scott: Charles
Rocky: Paul
Eddie: Jeremy
Criminolgist: Sean
Transies: Abby, Adrienne, Britt, Chris, Jana, Kyle, Pete, Rachel, Rex, and Snowflake
Floorwalkers: Jason, Jeremy, Sean, and Marc
Tech/Sound/Props: Scott, Jery, Madame Leah, Nuggett, Jeremy, Paul, Charles, Chris, Marc, and Bizah

3. If Austin hadn't missed the show, it would have been our first show with our full cast in a while. Unfortunately, Austin is a little bitch. Britt was back though! Britt > Austin

4. English was back!!! English is...well, from England, and he was on cast for a while, but then America kicked him out for not owning enough Toby Keith hats or something. He also brought back Kate, Cody, and Minion. Old Bastards for the...something.

5. Old Bastards should not be expected to help with virgin games. They are terrible players. Although to be honest, Lyndi was asking them to use roll condoms onto bananas, and many Bastards have never heard of such a device.

6. Speaking of the virgin game, the ladies holding the bananas were from a bachelorette party that came to the show! Congratulations to the husband to be, you've picked a chick who knows where to go to have a good time.

7. Hot ladies dancing. Whether in corsets, booty shorts, lingerie, or just nipple tape, we like our hot ladies shaking their hot lady parts before the show. We've got some hot ladies on cast, but they can't do it alone!

8. Preshow was fun, and Wes and I had a good time with the rules. Maybe a little too good of a time, but that'll happen with a fun crowd like this one. Leah was always hot doing announcements, and the pledge...occured :)

9. Opening dance started out normally, but then more Brads started invading the stage and replacing the core cast. Soon, we had all 8 of our Brads up there, and the rest of the cast just had to take a seat and watch.

10. Well, take a seat on the ground, because there was not a spare seat to be had. We sold every seat available (moving around our own tech setup just to squeeze more people in), which meant that ass-space was at a premium. Even poor tired floorwalkers like myself were unable to catch a breather. Small price to pay though, for the energy of a full theater.

11. Speaking of the audience, we had plenty of VIP's (which of course, stands for: Very Immense Penis) in the audience. Not only did we have our LB Alumni and the bachelorette party, but we had a guest from the RKO Army cast all the way down from Providence, Rhode Island. If you're ever up that way, go return the favor, and give him a handjob in the parking lot too. Tell him it's from us!

12. The Brads kept infecting other parts of the show too, like holding the tombstones during "Dammit Janet". They also got into the wedding photo, and damn near gangbanged Janet.

13. Megaaaan totally out-propsed the other Brads though, with a giant wedding ring. It was like King Kong's Prince Albert!

14. Sean was playing Crimmie for like his second or third time, and he totally forgot to flip the book to the right page. Just thought I'd point that out. Suck it Sean!!!

15. Janet and all the Brads piled into the car, but only one of them got to ride shotgun. The rest were in the back, probably bugging Janet about pulling over at a McDonald's for Happy Meals.

16. During "There's A Light", you would have seen Jon's debut as Riff. Good work Jon! Now don't fuck it up!

17. Thanks to the Brad shenanigans, we also got to see Eris as Frank tonight! I can't remember the last time we saw her Frank (All-Girl show? Drag show?), so people got a rare treat tonight.

18. I don't know who they were, but the people who said "too soon" when I made my Gary Coleman joke made me smile on the inside. On the outside, I just glower so people won't talk to me.

19. Danny just couldn't wait for another opporunity to wear his Superman suit. Unfortunately for him, he wasn't screen-accurate enough, so I had to punch him in the spine a few times and toss him in a wheelchair. That's how we like our Supermen on LB.

20. Fun fact: When Amy plays Brad, she has a big fake dick. Tonight, however, all of our Brads got their own big fake dick, so when poor Eris had to go in there for bedroom scene, she was surrounded by a kelp forest of gigantic fake schlongs. And some unimpressive real schlongs too. Poor poor Eris.

21. Our RKO Army guest got to play with Ashley during "Toucha Toucha". We know how to treat guests!

22. I wondered what the Brads were going to do for floorshow. We had some more bits planned for the original 28 Franks Later show, but I didn't know what was going on with the Brads. Well, they all lined up on the left aisle and then did Brad's floorshow simultaneously, each going into a different aisle and giving everybody a good close up of their Bradcrotches. Now that's what I call audience participation!

23. For Eris's floorshow, Minion and English came up to pick her up and make sure everybody got a good look at her :) They didn't parade her through the audience though, which I was a little disappointed about. FOR SHAME!

24. Nine person kickline. Enough said.

25. Poor Jon...his poofy poofy hair was all in his face for most of his last scenes as Riff. I'm surprised he still hit Frank with the laser. Seriously. Lot of hair.

26. If you're reading this before June 19th, then June 19th is our next Audience Theme Show! It'll be Bastard Prom, and we'll be picking a King and Queen. Also, our Transies will be dressing up too, so there will be a lot of ruffles on stage for the Time Warp! If you're reading this after June 19th, then you probably missed out, but keep abreast of our website and Facebook page for other upcoming theme shows.

27. Which reminds me: Join our Facebook profile!!! www.facebook.com/losbastardoscast Plenty of information about what's going on, plus you can send us questions, check out pictures, help us promote the show, and even occasionally chat with whoever is on the cast page on FB chat (which is glitchy as hell, but still fun).

28. Shit, I ran out of stuff to say. Umm...I had chicken strips and frog fries at Ol' South after the show, and it was delicious. Mmm...chili cheese fries with ranch and honey mustard. Crap, now I made myself hungry. Dammit. No one reading this will be able to bring me food in enough time. if you are reading this, and it is before 3PM on Monday, June 14th, 2010. Bring me food!!! If it is afterwards, just bring me food at the show, I'll likely still be hungry by then.

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