Gwen's Corner

This is a happysad show report. This was the debut week for two new core cast members, but it was the last show for one of our old Bastards. But first, the lineup:

Frank: Fish
Janet: Rachel
Brad: Gus
Riff Raff: Jon
Magenta: Mary
Columbia: Adrienne
Dr. Scott: Amy
Rocky: Napoleon
Eddie: Pete
Criminologist: Mike
Transies: Abby, Austin, Britt, Kyle, London, Lyndi, Rex, Snowflake, Hary
Floorwalkers: Jason, Jeremy, Marc, Wes
Tech/Sound/Props: Jery, Nuggett, Paul, Marc, Wes, Scott
Floorwalkers: Jason, Jeremy, Marc, Wes

So this was the first night for Rachel to play Janet and for Adrienne to play Columbia. First off, kudos to them, because our print was having some more issues tonight, and the sound was pretty low throughout the show, and almost entirely gone by the end. Despite that (and despite Rachel having her parents in the audience watching her running around in her undergarments), both of them did a kick ass job of not screwing up and performing incredibly well.

Sadly though, this is Fish's last show...until he does the inevitable "I'm bored, I want to rejoin cast" thing in a couple months. However, we're treating it like he's actually going to go, but we were fortunate to have him as Frank for his final performance.

It was a good turnout this week, and thanks to all of you for your patience with the sound. We've got some more stuff to try coming up...barring that, we might just give everybody a Walkman with the soundtrack cued up on it, and we can all listen to the movie like it was a museum tour.

What would Fish's last show be like without him tormenting Madame Leah one last time? He dragged her onstage and mounted her like he was trying to turn her into a human centipede with him, and some of the other Bastards helped. Unfortunately, the rough treatment caused her pants to tear. Fortunately, Leah has a sweet ass, so it wasn't all bad after all.

Our virgins were thoroughly broken in; one of the guys has the ots for Jon, one girl is surprisingly fast (when chased by Sean), and one girl managed to collect a few bucks. that money will go towards a good home...for alcohol...and the home will be "Sean's liver".

As Head Floorwalker (a position that comes with approximately no benefits), I'd like to thank the floorwalkers for being flexible tonight. Generally our goal is to be loud enough to be heard, but with no movie volume, we have to switch up what we do, and it's not always easy. The guys did a great job of adapting to the circumstances, and as the unsung heroes (and easily the most important part of the show, obviously) of Rocky, they deserve a little credit. Ladies, the next time you encounter a floorwalker, why not give them a warm smile and a wet blowjob?

So finally, I want to thank the audience again. This is an audience particpation show, and we mean that. Performing to a quiet audience isn't nearly as fun as performing to a loud cheering mob who is demanding entertainment and nudity...both of which we are happy to deliver. You are the ones who dress up, bring friends, spread the word on Facebook, buy our novelties, and generally make us into the big damn celebrities that we are today. Some of you even cross the line and join cast! We really do appreciate your support as we struggle through a fading print, and we will continue to reward you by working hard, rehearsing tirelessly, and not peeing on you. unless that's what your into. Because what you're into, we're into. Because we love you.