Gwen's Corner

Oh Nuggett. How we all love you. It is a fact. You can't not like Nuggett. If you have never talked to him you should. Unless he doesn't want to talk to you, then stay the fuck away. This show was pretty awesome, and many of the pictures speak for themselves. Nice big audience seemed to have a blast the whole time (probably because of the musical selection)

Adrienne started us off to a rainbow strip tease to Back In Black. Your argument is invalid. Leah did announcements at Charles-crotch level because he is a bad person. Nuggett seemed amused, and that's what mattered tonight.

Virgin games were done by me and they were awesome. I asked them what their favorite drink was, who their favorite band was, and Nuggett judged them. The final question was a bit of music trivia, which was slightly thrown off because Sean played the wrong song on the last guy (wouldn't have mattered, he would have lost to the hot red-head anyways (Also, hot red-head: if you see this, email me ;-) ))

Pledges were made and a song was sung. Amy's Riff was badass. Transies were apparently in absencia and Heather looks like a vampire. Rachel is adorable, and Danny was an asshole (I assume). The chin was double fucked and Pete looks kind of scared. Rachel looks really scared. Probably because of Riff with cleavage.

Time was warped, then the camera we were borrowing (because ours was temporarily out of action) ran out of batteries, so T was apparently not Sweet this evening. Speeches were made. Snowflake was 'an accident' and I believe Danny's ears were bleeding after Mike and Jon screamed at him about some monster not committing a crime.

Adorable Eddie appeared, rocked some shit, then the most epic of Rocky moments happened. Double Lift. Leah got picked, gay marriage happened, then Rachel's boobies appeared. She is purty.

WARNING: Sean's ass shoot's small suns as some sort of voodoo defense mechanism from randy butlers.

Danny was gettin whupped by Britt, so Rexy-Scotty had to intervene. Naked was happening, then I realized that we have a Janet necklace now. Look at us gettin more screen accurate :-)
Soon thereafter Dinner was prepared. Adrienne and Kyle tried to scrounge some up for themselves. I told them I had candy in my pants. Kyle was terrified of my penis after trying to find said candy that did not actually exist. I win tonight.

Dinner was ruined, Britt chased Rachel. Rachel proved even more screen accurate with her ripped slip (suck it Oldy McOldster!) and people were trapped. Apparently it's something you get used to. Floorshow was there. Pool party time. Dr Scott played dress up. Shit was then ruined by an Amy with a banana on her head. Ridiculous.

Bitches were shot. She did right though. 'Who just called me Mary' was my favorite line of the evening. Rex had bra goggles on. Also ridiculous. Danny then raped bitchface and Rachel stomped on some guys balls. Eris poked a globe and everybody went home happy (except for the guy bitching about getting his balls stomped, apparently he is not into S&M)

Be at the show next weekend for the Pirate/Renaissance show. $10 Nuggett is dressed up like a purple pirate.