Gwen's Corner

So I haven’t written a show report before. Forgive me, I am kind of retarded.

The night began with everyone who came dressed in their finest pirate and renaissance clothing. Lots of lovely people with lots of lovely Renn fair boob. Many people who were seeing other movies were scared their ships were about to be plundered. But soon all the rapscallions pilled on into the boat (also known as the theatre).

Then some drunken Scotsman stumbled on stage while the Scotsman song played, and if I had to guess I bet their names would be David, Britt, and Cody. They all had lovely blue ribbons.

So then the actual show began. Gussie looked very manly (well as manly as someone at rocky can get) as Brad. His boots looked like Gaston from Beauty and the Beast. Megaaan was a very pretty renaissance Janet. Leah was a very sexy Riff, the type of chest a pirate would want to seize. Lyndi was a very sexy pirate Columbia as well. I am not sure if she knows but she had her butt out all night. But she did and I liked it.
Speaking of sexy people dressed up with ass out: Bizah.
Also, Amy was a lovely Frank. She had jewels on her top.

I was a gypsy and my job was to distract while Rachel stole. Kyle was a pink pirate with a shiny eye patch. I did a dance for her and sang of being a young girl at the circus. Kyle was so excited that I was doing a dance she didn’t even realize what gypsy trickery had happened when her eye patch was gone.
So then some stuff happened. And Lyndi and Mary played with blow up swords. Is that spelled right because it doesn’t look right?

Anyway Floor Show: Lyndi was super cute, Britt had booty, Megaaan was a lovely fairy, and Gussie had a fur wrap I really wanted. Amy had an amazing outfit with a red fancy hat. Then Leah and Mary busted through the doors (as Riff and Magenta) to crash the party as Xena and pal of Xena. (I do not know the name of her pal, you know the blonde one). Anyway they were both amazing. More stuff happened. The End.
I am retarded.

Sincerely,
Adrienne