Gwen's Corner

Frank: Britt
Janet: Amy
Brad: Napoleon
Riff Raff: Gus
Magenta: Madame Leah
Columbia: Eris
Dr.Scott: Mike
Rocky: Paul
Eddie: Cody
Criminologist: Sean
Transies: Abby, Adrienne, Austin, Jery, Jon, Kyle, London, Lyndi, Megan, Pete, Rex, Snowflake
Floorwalkers: Jeremy, Jason, Cody, David
Tech/Sound/Props: Charles, Bizah, Nugget, Danny, Mary, Scott

This was an extra special show for multiple reasons. No, there was no "theme" or "nameoutofyourasss" or what have you, but there was some delightful little surprises that made this one a great. First and foremost, Madame Leah's ass played Magenta, which is always a wonderful, albeit rare, phenomenon. Cody and Jason did rules, which is always awesome because they are, in my opinion, the most hilarious duo in our rule-reading repertoire. Jason, with his written and rehearsed one-liners, and Cody... well, being Cody.

With Leah as Magenta, Amy as Janet, and Britt as Frank, it was hard not to have a boner all night long. (Hehe, I used long and hard in the same sentence as boner, hehe) There was crotch grabbing, opening dance epicness, and then, the movie. We transies make it our job to mess up on at least one thing a night, to give the old farts something to bitch about, and I'm pretty sure tonight it was gravestones. So after a bit of failing with the gravestones, a bit of dancing from Napoleon, and some singing or whatever from Amy,(no one was paying attention to her face, come on!) we went on to car scene.

I'm pretty sure I had to fight someone to take their position as car trees, but after seeing up Amy's skirt and our lovely windshield wipers, it was totally worth it. Napoleon backed up over the cameraman, Amy got gang-banged by some trees, and then we all lost our boners from a horrible close up of what I can only assume was a little girl with herpes of the face/burn victim.(I <3 you Gussie!) (editors note- Snowflake will have two black eyes for the September 25th show)

Afterward, there was some time warping goodness, a Frank that we didn't have to fake our excitement for, (because Britt is a dead sexy Frank!) and a creature so horrifying I may have nightmares for weeks on end; Paul!

So the movie continued as it normally does, yadda yadda yadda... I would explain more but I've never actually watched this part of the movie so I have no idea what happens. Hmmm, what else? Uh, people got up randomly as Britt walked his sexy ass to the back of the theater, whatever he tried didn't work, he got shot,(typical horror movie, black guy gets shot) Paul tried to take off with his corpse for a little fun while he was still warm; you know, the usual.

Gussie pointed his laser, told them tits or GTFO, and they went with Plan B.(as many often do when it involves someone from cast, cough cough Wes cough cough) Peaches finally beat Tetris, and Napoleon and Amy were so happy that they burst into spontaneous song and (table)dance. Then everyone, at the same time, realized how bad the movie actually is and left. Or it ended; not sure.

Overall, it was an awesome night. If you were there, you already knew this; if you weren't, you suck. We really do appreciate everyone that came out though, and we hope you all continue to do so. We do this every Saturday, so please come out and support us, if only for the off chance that Leah's ass will be at least partially exposed. (Hell, that's why I show up every Saturday!)
K thx bai.