Gwen's Corner

Frank:Eris
Janet:Rachel
Brad:Wes
Riff:Nuggett
Magenta:Bizah
Columbia:Lyndi
Dr. Scott:Gus
Rocky:Napoleon
Eddie:Charles
Crimmie:Mike

Well...Before the show even started we fucked up. According to the program this was "The Rocky Horror Drag Show" but aside from that the show ran rather smoothly.

The pre-show was alright, I was more busy trying to get audience to stand and dance to notice any hot girls/guys dancing. "Wes" did a good job doing the virgin games. It was a twist on an old classic, fake the orgasm, only this time around the virgins had to fake/repeat their last orgasm/fake orgasm.

There was a wedding! Everybody was excited! Some hot chick caught the bouquet...I wanted it.

There was a funeral! Everybody was excited! Some hot chick and some (insert derogatory adjective here) dude were singing! (a slightly more festive occasion than the wedding)

They were driving..They were driving..They were *CRASH* They were walking..Hot chick was singing..Funky guy was singing..Really funky guy was singing..I was his light..Guy and girl were singing..they were done.

TIME WARP! I think I only messed up once which is quite good.

Sweet Transvestite time was good, I did not have to fake being excited like I usually have to (Wes). I spent most of my time staring at Eris, Rachel, Bizah, Lyndi..Nuggett.

There was Frank's speech, I feel like I may have heard it before..and then we were dancing for the boring part.

Rocky is born..and he sings. There is much festivity to be had by all..except frank.

Eddie thawed out and rode his motorcycle out(why did Frank freeze him with his motorcycle?) and Charles always makes a great Eddie. He will actually chase you with his motorcycle, which is terrifying to say the least.

At this point I kind of went in and out of what was happening, but the key points I remember are:
-Britt as Charles atlas in pink underwear.
-Napoleon masturbating to the 3-way lesbian thing.
-3-way lesbian thing with Lyndi, Bizah, and Rachel.
-did I mention the 3-way lesbian thing?
-Gus being his boyish looking self playing an old man in a wheelchair.
-me talking to a pretty girl and getting her number.
-Frank dying.

The end! :D