Gwen's Corner

For all who have yet heard, Saturday October 9th's show was the Rocky Horror Pants Show! FUCK PANTS!
Well anyway. We all knew something was amiss when in opening dance, Madame Leah looked even more ticked off than normal, and Rocky-Britt was wearing... Pants. FUCK PANTS! The show started off normal beyond that with Danny as Brad and Eris as Janet singing, reading signs for 5 minutes, and counting motorcycles. Then however, Frank-n-furter played by the ever so pissed off Wes, pranced up to center stage to throw off his cloak only to reveal: PANTS! Make up-Check. Corset-Check. High High Heels- Check. Jeans over black underwear-Check? FUCK PANTS!
Frank is suppose to almost naked, sexy, NOT in fucking Jeans... Though, he carried himself well throughout the night. He Killed Eddie with Pants, Played cards with Brad instead of having sex with him, then bet pants, and would ever so not inconspicuously shout how he felt about wearing pants over his Frank gear. By that I mean his crotch. Wes was probably the best Frank for such a night to have this happen for his antics. While discussing his discomfort and discontent, he only made the audience laugh more. FUCK PANTS.
Before I forget, on to the Transies. FUCK PANTS! I am unsure of whose idea it was to put the panties an bra over the transie cloths, but in revolt against pants, most if not all transies had the underclothes as outer wear. I loved this almost as much as I love nearly naked people. Though this was just mocking and funny, and not offensive in any way. Then for Charles Atlas, I couldn't even tell who played it, but he was completely covered in blankets, hiding every inch of skin. WIN. oh, and FUCK PANTS.!
I assume everyone's acting was good. I was too traumatized by the lack of nudity to really notice, but with this line up, every person knows their lines and movements etc, so there was never much to write about any way. Except Eris makes a good Janet. FUCK PANTS! This was the first time seeing Eris as Janet from an audience member, and I loved it. She sang the songs well too. She actually has good tone! (Thats rare with most of the actual singing that I have heard) . FUCK PANTS!
Dr.ScottBinladen was played by Donna, for all of you who could not recognize the glasses. Dr.Scott was wheeled out onto the floor with only the eyes and glasses showing. FUCK PANTS! So, it was a female Nazi-Terrorist. Dr. Scottbinladen was epic. All the pretty people around me just thought it was a hoot, and all of them were laughing crazily. FUCK PANTS!
Columbia was played by Lyndi, who did a wonderful job at wearing her Pj's under the corset and panties for floor show. FUCK PANTS! That about stole my heart in hilarity. However, what broke my heart, along with many many other hearts, was Madam Leah wearing Jeans on the toucha toucha scene instead of nothing- I mean, instead of the normal attire of panties. FUCK PANTS!
Rocky again, was played by Britt, who, despite wearing the most sparkly, shiny, red pants I have ever laid eyes on, was still a rather happy- up beat rocky. His pants were skin tight so it was ALMOST okay. Still FUCK PANTS.
Eddie, was awesome as always, and he always wears pants anyway so not much was changed. Eddie last night was played by Jeremy! Which, was and Always is a win. FUCK PANTS!
All floor walkers, (Canadian David, Jason, Cody and Jeremy) did great, made tons of funnies involving the usual, and a few added funnies about the distain for pants. Oh! That reminds me, good job new tech boys, FishNChips Paul, and Chance for their first night on spot. Though, I prefer FishNChips on pictures having to run around and do stuff. But hah, still great. Oh, and sitting next to wear Cody shouts was hysterical. His improve lines cracked my row up. Anyway, floor walkers should not wear pants either. FUCK PANTS.
I am probably missing something else I wanted to say, but hell I am still in withdrawal from my lack of nudity...
BTW I was asked what 'Fuck Pants' would look like, in case you may be thinking, "Hey I want some fuck pants," instead of realizing I am just subtly hinted on my hatred for pants. and to answer this, 'Fuck Pants' would be crotch less black, or red, (customer's choice) silk pants. Feels good to the skin, easy access to have sex, and good colors.
We should start marketing these. anyway, in a rather angry, big German Accent FUCK PANTS!
thank you.
- London