Gwen's Corner

WELL. I just typed out a giant ass show report, then clicked something...yes, SOMETHING, which I do not know what...and then my screen went back to something else. I was almost finished with the bastard too.

FUCK. MY. LIFE.

I am not re-typing it. Here are highlights:
~ Patricia is hot when she's naked, you need to come see her play Maggie and her 2nd show
~ Eris was back, yay!
~ Cody got more cheers for lifting his leg during pre-show
~ Pete wore a pink fishnet bodysuit
~ Jenny didn't pee herself
~ I had a camel toe the whole damn show
~ Danny still doesn't know Crimmie
~ I didn't kill James for neglecting to wear the fucking Eddle jacket
~ Jon did not give one single fuck, which was good for Riff
~ Snowflake had bedazzled Rocky shorts - OMG yes
~ I love the Discovery Center in Frisco because they are nice to us, we have giant ass dressing rooms and a backstage, a place to put things, air conditioning, and awesome new audience
~ Pumpkin pancakes and oatmeal season, yo.
~ Why the hell is ihop out of bacon?
~ Great show. Go team. Come see us on the 28th.

FUCK YEA. THAT'S HOW I ROLL.

Love to all

Madame Leah

<editor's note: Leah is retarded with computers sometimes>