Gwen's Corner

January!!! It was cold, it was windy, it was Rocky. It was the breast of times, it was the worst of times (when the breasts were covered up). Despite the weather, we had hella audience members packed into the theater (or theatre, if you're gay), and we threw entertainment at them and they caught it all over their faces.

So we had a show, Danny and Renny were Brad and Janet which means a lot of beards and a lot of curls...we'll let you guess who had which. Leah was a sparkly Columbia, but she was trying to hide it under a black dress. Patricia and Jon were Maggie and Riff, so they wear black all the time anyway, like the backup band for Morrissey. A car broke down, Time was Warped (but not enough, because we still had to do the rest of the show and not just skip to waffles and sassage). All of our Transies did Transie things with varying degrees of success (it's not their fault, they are so very very white). Then everyone's favorite Jenny showed up in disguise as a man dressed like a woman. Everyone got hard, then soft when she left, then hard again, like a pants game of Red Light, Boner Light. Nazi Crimmie was played by Sean, whose asymetrical hair fits right in with the Morrissey backup band (the Morrisettes? The Vertical Wrist Scars?). Pete did double doody (haha, duty) as Eddie and Dr Scott...did YOU notice? How could you not notice that magnificent fluffy beard? HOW? ANSWER ME!!!

Then how over was the show? SOOOOOOOO OVER!!! Time for waffles, homos!

JASON