Gwen's Corner

CAST
Frank : Jenny
Janet : Renny
Brad : Sims
Riff-Raff : Jon
Magenta : Patricia
Columbia : Biondini
Dr. Scott : Gregg
Rocky : Snowflake
Eddie : Pete
Criminology : Sean

TRANSIE ARMY: Ali, Amira, Brooklyn, Eris, Gus Bus, Harley, June, Rainbow, Rory, Sam

FLOORWALKERS: Alex, Jason, Wolf, Sean

TECH AND GRIP: Sean, Danny, Dave, Phil Banker, Brent, Snowflake, Wyatt, Joe, Paul

Well that was certainly a thing! This month's show was our "Back-to-School" show, meaning that our crew of freelance bonermancers were all dressed as naughty schoolgirls (with the exception of Biondini, who dressed as a naughty school teacher for those of us who prefer women of legal age).

Pre-show MC's Alex and Jason opened the show in the finest academic fashion, dressed in graduation robes and the most horrifying gym shorts known to man, respectively. After getting through the opening "syllabus" our very own Dean of Students Madame Leah led us through what might have been the longest series of ruler spankings in the history of corporal punishment.

Sean, doing double duty as Criminologist and Virgin Wrangler, devised a quiz game in which correct answers were rewarded with delectable nudity from transie Sam, and incorrect answers were "rewarded" with slightly-less-than delectable nudity from lightboard operator Joe. Unfortunately for everyone involved, Sean happened to pick a pack of virgins from the bottom of the class.

Some things cannot be unseen. Curse you, Sean Corcoran. Curse you.

The show itself went fantastically. Leah got mauled during bedroom scene, Toucha-Toucha devolved into a lesbian orgy, and Jon managed to get through the show without getting arrested for statutory. It's a Back-to-School miracle!

Tune in Sept. 27th for our next show, same Bastard-time, same Bastard-channel!

PHIL