Gwen's Corner

CAST

Frank : Snowflake
Jenny : Renny
Brad : Ali
Riff Raff : Jon
Magenta : Jenny
Columbia : Biondini
Dr. Scott : Gregg
Rocky : Sean
Eddie : Pete
Criminologist: Gus

TRANSIE ARMY: Andrew, Baldwin, Brooklyn, Eris, Harley, Patricia, Rainbow, Sims

FLOORWALKERS: Jason, Alex

TECH/GRIP/PROPS: Davey, Danny, Sean, Kristin, Brooklyn, Gus, Brent, Phil Banker

Los Bastardos managed to reassemble themselves less than 24 hours after selling out the Inwood Theater to do it AGAIN for the Halloween Hangover show! We even had a couple of surprised for our audience, with Rocky veteran Ali making her LB debut as Brad, and long-time cast friend Baldwin finally enlisting in the LB Transie Army. How would they fare in front of a pumped-up post-Halloween crowd so soon after a late night?

Spoiler alert: pretty damn well.

Eris and Kristin showed the crowd during virgin games that they really know their way around a dong, as long as it's of the inflatable variety. Better than the virgins did, but luckily one adorable lesbian managed to blow and stroke well enough to earn actually good prizes for the first time in LB history.

Ali certainly showed the benefits of years of experience during the show, playing the best awkward stick-up-his-ass white dude in the history of bad cinema. Of course it was also nice to see her legs-for-days on display during floor show. Baldwin played the saddest-looking wrestle-fag transie on stage. Cheer up little guy, you've got the heart (and belt) of a champion.

The show also featured the return of one of Gus's favorite games: "Where's Crimmie?" Truly, Gus is the bane of spotlight operators everywhere.

The rest of the cast and crew brought their A game. Snowflake made the ladies swoon as Frank, Jenny exuded sex as Magenta, Jon as Riff vacillated between sulking and raging and Renny seemed exceedingly happy to have a lady Brad for the first time in a while.

After an amazing weekend like that, the Bastards need some time off to recuperate and recharge. But don't you fret, we'll be back to the Inwood on Nov. 22. We're cooking up something special, so get your turkey basters ready!