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………………………………..Whoosh……………Boom! Damn Petrelli brothers having to blow up. Damn. Anyway show report…yes show report. No wait first I could use some food…ok now show report. Oh and to answer Starman there are drunken physicist parties. Myself and the new guy David have been known to instigate them. Nothing like seeing a 70 year old professor stumble drunk because he’s never known good punch. Now since the flyers were tossed by the time I was finished cleaning and loading I have no idea who played all parts so I’ll give it a go.
Frank: Mr. Saturn
Transies (uncomplete): For Virgin Games we had the help of Wolf and his bevy of beauties: Leah, English, myself and Bizah. We played a little game to see how well the virgins could suck and suck they did. I’m not really going to say how because some matters are better kept private between us and them. Those of you there will have also noticed that we have some new soundbites. Bobcat and I have been working over the past two weeks trying to figure out Animal’s sampler and are proud to say we could pass at DeVry. Now really all this show was about was breaking in Wes. You see he’s got a little mouth on him and was back talking Leah while he was training. Therefore she gave us the green light to do what we pleased. So throughout the entire show you would hear “Ti ti ti ti ti.” from all around the theatre coming from English’s taser. Slowly moving inward towards the stage. We got him on the block and rather than sodomize him with the candelabra, (we do that mostly to Cody because he very much doesn’t like it) we initiated him like Animal House. One thing I learned from my grandfather was if you’re going to get a whippin’ use a shinai. So I beat him with a “bamboo sword” in between shouts of “Thank you sir may I have another.” We also had English hiding in the Box o’ Death with his taser for the last hurra. We later gang-banged him and Preston beat him. All good clean family fun right here. Aside from that he did a damn good job. He did the line dance and floor show really well. So give him a thumbs up next time you see him. Can’t miss him he’s the dude with the gnarly flavor savor.
Also starting this week were Charles, Pineapple and Eric. Hehehe. I just got Ozzy’s new CD now so its hard to think what to say except Ozzy Ozzy Ozzy Ozzy Ozzy Ozzy Ozzy Ozzy Ozzy Ozzy Ozzy Ozzy Ozzy Ozzy Ozzy Ozzy Ozzy Ozzy Ozzy Ozzy Ozzy Ozzy Ozzy Ozzy Ozzy Ozzy Ozzy Ozzy Ozzy Ozzy Ozzy Ozzy Ozzy Ozzy Ozzy Ozzy Ozzy Ozzy Ozzy Ozzy Ozzy Ozzy Ozzy Ozzy Ozzy Ozzy! Daniel very happy right now.
Charles Good
Happy Ozzy Day \m/ |