Gwen's Corner

Well, well, well, look who came back to read the show report because you missed the show last weekend. I can tell you everything that I remember, which is more than the last time I wrote it, believe me. I am still grinning from ear to ear. And I will tell you why.
GWEN was here! She should know better than to show up and not expect to get played with!!! Virgin games all included her, of corse. Refer to the photo section for pictures of Gwen. Yes, and I am writing in Gwen's corner... what a paradox! LMAO! I accidently spelled "paradix" and then corrected myself.
But anyway, yes. We love our Gwennie-nennie-butt-zilla-zombie-destroyer-iffic sistah. She's awesome.
Seriously.

And now onto the show report.
First, the line-up:

Frank N. Furter was played by Mr. Saturn. One of the Jew crew... in fact, the only member of the Jew crew that still comes to the show every weekend because we recruited his ass and now he is stuck for life! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I did his make-up this weekend, which I am pretty proud of since Mr Saturn (as he put it) looked like a kid who got into his mother's make-up and scribbled it on. Silly boys. I gayed him up although he wouldn't let me put glitter on him because he's OCD or something. I'm sure he's just afraid of getting it in his eyes or something. Damn straight people. :( It's okay. Moving on... he plays a very good transvestite and can strut, skip, run and not fall in high-heels, which brings up some eyebrows.

Janet Weiss was played by Limey. You know, my spell check underlined "limey" but not Weiss. Is this a word that I didn't know about or is a very very common last name? Oh well, I never trust those spell-checks anyway, because my spelling is awesome... most of the time. Booze like to make sanity in grammar blow it's brains out. Back to Limey. She has way too much fun playing every character that she plays and she stays in character on stage more than most the other Janets we have on cast. I know because I'm one of them. (LOL) She has also played Frank for us and we absolutely love it when her cute butt bounces... atleast I do... she played Frank for the QUEERIOS recently, you can see pictures of our sister cast on their website, which is located on our main page under "links". Really good pics of Limey in all her St. Patrick Day Frank glory.

Brad Majors was played by Nathan/Fish/Bastard Bitch. Yeah, he looks like a girl except when he wears make-up and girl clothes. Odd, isn't it? It's only because I haven't played Dolly Dress-up with him yet. I'll gay him up real good. Anyway, he is the ONLY (male) Brad that actually knows his shit. I like him a lot for that because I've trained Brads before and they NEVER LISTENED!!! (>_<) But Fish is a good fishy. He lets me pull his underwear up his butt in the elevator. Yeah, I pick on him and everyone else picks on him, but that's just because he's a good sport that takes it like a little fishy bitch and just shrugs it off like a hippy clown. If any of that confuses you, just talk to him for five minutes and you will understand.

Riff-Raff was played by Starman Matt. You should really wear a cup while we're doing pre-show, dude. Someday you'll learn that when the baby flies, balls cry. uhm... yeah. ANYWAY!... Starman is a good man. He gets a lot of tough comments from cast but we love and appreciate him. In fact, I think that all the years he's been on cast, he's heard them all so often that they just roll off of his back and fall on the floor in a puddle of "I don't give a shit." He's awesome, witty, brainiac smart and has perfect timing for call-backs that hit you in the balls by a big baby head. No, wait... that last bit was me. It's okay, Starman. We all love you.

Magenta was played by Madame Leah. *creams* ... brain no workie... boobies, touchy... lick... kissies, mama!!!!!! *passes out*

Columbia was played my me, Amy. I'm a psycho... I like to treat people with glitter, silly, insane and hyper-bouncy me. If they don't like it, they'll like my strip-tease before the show. If they don't like that, they're not kinky enough which means they aren't worth my squirrely wrath!!!

Dr. Scott was played by Gay Mike. He didn't get a crotch shoved in his face this week! Yay!!! Mike is so laid back that he even relaxes me when I talk to him. I wonder what his Zen-like secret is. I think he likes playing a part that gets to remain seated throughout the whole show. Wouldn't you?

Rocky Horror was played by Cody. Heh heh heh heh... glitter death.

Eddie was played by Preston. Perfect as always. Mucho kissies to our Big Daddy pimping it up for real, dog.

The Criminologist was played by Shannon. YAY! SHE SURVIVED THE NIGHT!!! ^_^
Shannon's been sick with a cold lately and that makes her sad. Everyone make sure you make her feel better by telling her that she's a sexy mama. You know when everyone in the audience shouts out "DSL's!!!" in a chant? That's because she has a whole audience of followers that chant it every time she walks up on stage. They all worship you, Shannon. You are their Goddess! Ok, I'm sounding a little cult-ish. I love you my Shannie!

OKAY, so this is the part where I get all tired of typing and stuff and I begin to cut and paste info. DEAL WITH IT!!!

Floorwalkers- Animal, Preston, Greg/Emo, Wolf

Transylvanians- Star, Daniel, Halo, Isaac, Marc, Josh, Wes, Katie, Angie