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Frank- Mister Saturn as Bob Barker
Transies- JJ as one of Barker’s Beauties
Techs and Floorwalkers who had costumes- The first thing of interest that happened was we played Jeopardy with the rules. No one actually guessed the rules and many comments about Barker’s mother being a whore were made by Connery. Then we played virgin games Price is Right style, except one of the virgins didn’t come down to the front so one of our long time audience members played instead. They made makeshift tampons and it was a little scary. Once the show started, it’s a little harder to explain…..Umm…the wheel of Fortune kept springing up randomly and people were forced to spin the wheel and do what it said, including flash the audience, get a random prize, and guess the smell on Animal’s finger. The Whammy also randomly ran around beating people, which thoroughly amused me. When the gravestones came out they played the Newlywed game with the sign questions and what not. The best one was with Manda and Danny being Animal and Leah and references to butt sex. You should have been there. Then during the creation scene we played Don’t Forget Your Toothbrush, but not many people seemed to actually look for the things we asked for. We had one girl who pulled out a tampon when asked, one guy who seemed to have his condom in his hand ready and waiting, and one girl who reluctantly pulled out a pad when no one else would. Some of Barker’s beauties broke in on bedroom scene. Tank scene was a little bit of pandemonium and Barker was molested like never before. During the dinner scene they played Family Feud with cast vs. Audience. I think audience won….but I’m not sure. During Wise Up a few transies got to have fun and make Janet, Brad, Dr. Scott, and Columbia be their puppets for a while. The rest of the show went on with little references to game shows. It was a crazy show. Everyone should have been there because my description does little justice to what actually happened.
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