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VAGINA! (*cough, cough*) I just wanted to get that out of my system.
This is a "show report" by Amy. I say that in quotes because I'm a little... distracted. (hehe)
Now, what shall I type here today?
Some fun stuff happened at the show last night. I suppose I'll write some about that and I might make Matt type something here too.
So, as I was typing this Matt calls me into the bedroom where his computer is and shows me a picture of one big fucking bunny! I never knew that bunnies could be so BIG!!! You guys should google it and see what you can find cause that bunny was cute but as big as 20 bunnies altogether!
Anyway, the show had a small crowd but we still had some special moments for the loyal few that arrived. We had about 35-40 in our audience.
Infact, we noticed that someone was missing from the show that made it a bit... calmer.
Let's play a guessing game, shall we?
20 questions... but let's make it 10 'cause I'm lazy. :P
If you get to the bottom of the list before you guess the person, then you probably don't come to the show often or you just don't ever pay attention.

Guess who was missing from the clues provided below:
1. Loud and abnoxious?
(guess it yet?)
2. Wears things they shouldn't ever wear in public?
3. Has long brown hair?
4. Devotes life to making people uncomfortable?
5. Likes to bite weiners?
(by weiner I mean penis!!!!)
6. Makes Madame Leah abusive on stage?
7. Plays with virgins on stage?
(you new people don't even know, do you??)
8. Scarred people during Drag and WhiteTrash shows?
(refer to the photo section if you must)
9. Sticks odd things in their underwear?
10. Holds the rules and is not Starman?
If you guessed...
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ANIMAL
Then you know and you have been here before!
Yes, that's right Animal wasn't there to mess with or piss off anyone and it was.... special, in it's own way. But just be warned (after you were feeling all warm and cozy inside, too) that he will be here next weekend BUT Leah will not. That's right bastards, the beast will be unchained and will have his way as he pleases. (take that however you want ;) )

Here's the lineup from lastt night:

Frank - Mr. Saturn
New fishnets and garter belt make everyone happy. Too bad moleskin shifts. I hope your feet don't hurt too much.

Janet - Katie
Lesbian scene was really really fun, we should make Janet abandon Rocky and go over to the lesbians more often. Yay boobies!!!

Brad - Nathan
He's still kind of new at this role but he's getting better and better everytime he plays this part. Plus, you can tell that he studied his part a lot. Dare I say, he noticed something Brad does that even I didn't know!

Riff - Glenn
He doesn't really use his Riff hair anymore but he still looks the part thanks to his wife doing his makeup before the show every weekend. He's a silly Riff (if you can imagine it) and he used a live candelabra (Pantless Robert) on Rocky's ass.

Magenta - JJ
What can I say about JJ? I like her Medusa Ray and her lack of corset under her Maggie dress. Yeah, mama gimme that booty!

Columbia - Me
Nuff said. :P
[Editor's Note - Not nearly enough said! I don't know if it's the costume or the makeup or the hair or what, but when Amy dresses like Columbia, she looks so spot on like Little Nell that I feel like I'm in the presence of celebrity! We love you Amy!]

Dr. Scott - Mike
There's a hilarious fact that Donna pointed out in the program this past weekend. Remember when Mike dressed up as Terry Schiavo? Try this out: Google "Transie" and look at the image results. You'll see the picture of Mike in a wheelchair with a tube sticking out of his mouth.

Rocky - Cody (VIRGIN PERFORMANCE!!!)
If you audience members are a fan of our very own Crocodile Hunter and would like to see him in nothing but a gold speedo, come and check it out. It will either tramatize or entrance you, depending on your fetish.... uhm, yeah.

Eddie - Preston
I love it when I am off screen and someone finds me dressed as Columbia with a big red line across my boobies. This happens when Preston presses his face in my boobs and rubs off his forehead scar makeup. I think it's a privilage to have been marked by my motorcycle bitch. (=^.^=)

Crimmie - Eris
WITH NO ANIMAL!!! YAY!!!!!

The Transies were:
Halo, Star, Limey, Bizah, English, Shannon, Sean, Marc, Issac, Wes, Brooke, Josh and Charlie.
(Tell you the truth, I still don't know a few of these people. LOL)

Techies and Floorwalkers:
Leah was on spot last night so she got to see all of everyone's fuck-ups in their performance because she shed light on them. Oops... The rest of the techies were...
Cliff, Chewy (Bbbrrrrooooooooooowwwwwwwwwlllllllll!!!!), Danny Preston and Robert (candelabra)
Shouting fools were Starman Matt, Chewy, Preston, Daniel and English.